99. The Storyland Sock Hop

Anyone and everyone hurry and gather ‘round,
Because it’s time for the Storyland Sock Hop!
Chunk aside your tennis shoes,
And prepare yourself to bop.

The Old Hermit Man does the jittering jitterbug,
As the Naughty Trolls sway all around.
The boogieing Huggy Bug gives everyone twirly hugs,
As Boinkity Joe dances in leaps and bounds.

The ‘lil Nog dances and prances on a rock,
As the Monkey-Boo’s dance in everyone’s shoes.
Spinning on her back is the Bocka Bock,
And Clara Cow bellows out, “Cock-A-Doodle-Moo!”

Good Golly, Polly Wolly serves up Chuckling Pies,
And the Wombler brings along some Wombler honey too.
Captain Dimples has made many tasty treats,
And the Flaming Witches serve their spicy lava stew.

The GiggleSnorts play some musical tunes,
And the Clumpity Clumps rat-a-tat-tat on bangity drums.
And Bubba the Cowboy Cricket pulls out his ‘ol guitar,
And twangily sings as he strums.

So now peel off your shoes,
Come on and take my hand.
It’s time for me and you to join,
The greatest Sock Hop in Storyland.