Why I Should Rule the World

Why I Should Rule the World

When writing an essay entitled "Why I Should Rule the World", one may find oneself teetering just a tad on the narcissistic side. This is healthy; everyone in the world should be at least a little narcissistic. The only problem arises when a person just cannot warrant this level of self-admiration. Thankfully I don't seem to have this problem. In fact, sometimes it even seems I don't admire my general excellence enough, which can lead to paradoxical sentences like this one. And this leads me to my first point: I, as a person unlike many others in this world, generally am awesome. I possess many abilities such as knowing a lot of pi, being able to bathe a rat without dying from loss of blood, and many other things people should, but don't know how to do.

Just think how it would be if everyone in the world was equal except for one person (me). There would be no need for major political conflicts such as who owns what land. I would own all the land. If any minor disputes broke out, I could assess the situation objectively and fairly choose a victor (whoever knows more pi). Too much diversity and too many leaders make everything complicated. This world only needs one leader and it should be me.