That Darn Cat

That darn cat
has done it again.

I went downstairs
to take the dogs out
A friend was hanging
out of his mouth.

That darn cat
has done it again.
The cat has gone
and killed a good friend.

The puppy saw the friend
in the cat's mouth.
Walked right up to him
then took it out.

Now normally I pull
things out of her mouth.
But I wasn't pulling
that dead thing out.
It would have to find
another way out.


I looked and could see the
cute tail hanging low
and knew immediatly
theres only one place it would go.
Way down below
is where it would go.

The cat just stood by
innocently licking his black paw.
Then he stretched his fat back
with a long southern drawl.
He rolled over on his back
and meowed as if to say
You finish this one
I've had enough for today.