Rubber Ducky, A Song Parody

Shot My Hubby
to the tune of "Rubber Ducky"



Shot my hubby, it was fun,
Used a muzzle loader gun,
Shot my hubby, now there's not much left of him...


Not... Much left of him.


That skinny blonde chick that he shagged,
Is now tied up and neatly bagged;
Shot my hubby, and I shot his girlfriend too.


(Right, out her Gucci shoes!)


Late last night when I,
Offed that rat of a hubby,
I rolled him,
In a canvas and,
Stuffed him in my van's cubby,


(Which was hard cuz he's chubby)


Tucked them in there nice and neat,
Right behind my fold-down seat,
Closed the tailgate and
Headed down to the pier...


When I dropped them all,
Weighted into the lake-y
I started panicking because,
I forgot the parking brakey!


(oh for goodness sakey)


Now they're swimming with the char
Unfortunately, so's my Ford Windstar
Shot my Hubby, and I shot his girlfriend;
Serves her right, she had a small rear-end.
Shot my Hubby, but now I am carless too!


Boo freakin' hoo!