Bruce Masters from the U.K. visited over 46,000 pubs sampling brews throughout his lifetime. Imagine the people he would meet a long the way. It would be fun to read about all the characters with quirky personalities, like a 97-year-old who is the world's oldest motorcycle racer. Maybe Bruce meets the woman of his dreams. She collects thousands of rubber ducks and keeps them in her basement in a giant pond. They run into a big problem, though. She doesn't like beer or travelling to pubs because the duck would be lonely. The novel would be a bestseller.

Or how about a lady from Texas who has the longest fingernails on record. She would make a hilarious character as an administrative assistant who can type 53 WPM. To think of other nail raising situations about her would be comical.

For a humorous children’s book, consider this comedy gem based on a world record. A therapy pig named Joy from Fort Worth, Texas can perform thirteen tricks in one minute. The kids would laugh at how she can roll out a carpet, jump over hurdles, and push a shopping cart. Hire an illustrator and the book is good to go!