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Comedy: November 03, 2021 Issue [#11057]




 This week: The Runaway Muse
  Edited by: Lornda Author IconMail Icon
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1. About this Newsletter
2. A Word from our Sponsor
3. Letter from the Editor
4. Editor's Picks
5. A Word from Writing.Com
6. Ask & Answer
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About This Newsletter

"I'm not in control of my muse. My muse does all the work. "
~ Ray Bradbury - American Author

"One reason I don't suffer Writer's Block is that I don't wait on the muse, I summon it at need." ~ Piers Anthony - American Author

"Discipline is what makes a writer. If writing was like lifting weights, then I'd look like Mr. Universe. Write every day. Give the muse a chance to get to know you. "
~ Tony D'Souza - American Novelist

"I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony."
~ Dick Schaap - American Sportswriter


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Letter from the editor

         A muse is any source of inspiration to enrich your writing. The problem is it can run off and leave you staring at a blank page. Someone once told me that my muse has inspired me to write animal characters. I laughed and thought it’s not true, but my portfolio revealed nine items of stories and poems with animals – mostly cats. A quick rundown of the stories are two cats who search for their dancing queen, a father rat scouring for food for his family, a girl thinking of a name for a pet rat, and a kitten who is a prince and goes on an adventure to buy a chocolate donut. The only story I wrote this year was not about a cat or a rat. It involved a bunch of monkeys causing havoc at a retirement party.

         I’m convinced my muse has taken a hike, and I’m not sure exactly where on this earth it could be hiding. Perhaps it’s at a café in Paris, or on a desert plain in Africa, or possibly, in the backyard lounging in the gazebo. I found some tips to help inspire creativity to write. Of course, I have a few thoughts of my own.

Write down any ideas:

         Take the opportunity to write down anything that inspires you. Invest in a notebook to record them. You never know if these snippets will lead to a great story idea. My ideas hit at the most inopportune moment like when I’m cooking at the barbeque, singeing off my eyebrows as nine people look on. I have many blank notebooks but end up scribbling the idea down on a newspaper, the electricity bill, or the grocery list.

Plan a writing schedule:

         If your muse has packed its bags, consider setting a schedule to write every day at a specific time. Somewhere quiet with no distractions, and apparently, you can only drink water. With this type of environment, you can focus and increase the creative output. I have tried this tip for many years and after a few calculations, I figure the best time to write is midnight. After setting up the schedule, the experts say that the best way to find the muse is to write every day. This doesn’t work for me either. I’ll be set to write at the computer and all fired up to go, and the page stays that way for a long time – blank. For some reason, I can’t be inspired by a blinking cursor.

Throw perfection to the curb:

         The key here is not to put too much pressure on yourself and to just write. If this is your first writing endeavor, it’s not going to be perfect. Don’t be afraid of making mistakes – they can be fixed. Get the story out of your head and keep writing until you’re done. Always remember that as a writer, you’re the one who controls the story, so it’s best not to have any outside influence. The story is unique to only you. Great advice, but I can’t follow it until I’m inspired to write. You can be guaranteed it will be about an animal of some sort.

Get in touch with nature:

         Going for a walk and looking at nature can help replenish your energy and inspire you to write. This is a wonderful idea. There are trails in a conservation area where I live. I can visualize it all now. I’ll start walking and be happy to take in the sights of the huge trees and the birds singing around me. I will then trip over a large tree root, roll down a small embankment and hurt my wrist. I guess I might be inspired to write about that adventure – once the wrist heals.


         These tips do have good ideas to find a runaway muse. I better set some goals to spark my creativity. I’ll start with the nature walk tomorrow. After all, I might see a rare Canadian creature to inspire my tenth animal story – then, I’ll trip over a large tree root, roll down— one thing is certain, I’ll be wearing full body armor.


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Editor's Picks

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Where Are You When I Need You?
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Ask & Answer

*Questiong* What are your thoughts on a muse? Is it non-existent, or does it inspire you on a regular basis?

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*Thought2* Feedback from my last newsletter, "Meme MadnessOpen in new Window.. I asked the question: What do you think of Memes? Do you have any favorites?

BIG BAD WOLF is Merry Author Icon : "For D&D memes, look up youtuber SkyDieRay. Always something funny."

Thanks! I'm not big on D&D, but I'm posting it if others want to look it up. *Wink*

Heat Fivesixermiser Author Icon : "Still one of my favorites, even the SM got a good laugh out of it." #neverforget

Things happen. We get involved. No need to worry. Everything's gonna be alright.
*Laugh* Yes, I remember it well. Lol! Thanks for sending it in.

Maryann Author Icon : *Pointright*
Lol! I love the Star Trek memes. *Bigsmile*

Annette Author Icon : "Are you sure you meant 1976 as the beginning of the internet scene and memes? I think that's a little late. I saw a meme that had President Lincoln in it. So that would be from around 1861-1865."

You know, Annette. I think you're right ... *Think* I saw Beethoven floating around on the internets, too. *Rolling* Thanks for the laugh. You have an awesome dry sense of humor. *Wink*

Elfin Dragon-finally published Author Icon: So, I couldn't leave without showing one of my favorite cat memes...

Good one! *Laugh* Thanks for sending it in. *Bigsmile*


*Tower* Comments from the Newsfeed. Thanks for all the comments. I had a fun time reading them all!

Kåre เลียม Enga Author Icon : "Memes can be funny but many are hurtful. I would suggest some thought before posting. It can devolve into a type of name-calling and bullying. We all saw this during the 2016 & 2020 US elections. Cats being cats and dogs being dogs are acceptable imho."

bryanmchunter : "Some come and go, but truly memorable memes stay for long periods of time. One of my favorite memes is "The Carbuncle ate itself." from Sonic Shuffle, a party-based video game released for the Sega Dreamcast in 2000. " *GemV* *Utensils*

Nixie Author Icon : "This is me, not saying, 'I didn't even know what a meme was!' I'm so weird. *Laugh* Now all I need is a sense of humour. Lornda, you know how well that goes for me." *Facepalm*

S Author Icon : "
They used to be pointed criticisms... but through overuse, abuse, misuse and people not knowing what the hell they mean they have lost all relevance. They are no longer worth anything; the best ones were done a decade ago or more. Like Kevin Smith movies."

~SilverMoonNoel~ Author Icon : "I guess I'm misunderstanding what a meme is. I don't remember seeing anything offensive."

Scifiwizard Retired Author Icon : "Memes replaced what were called vines. They were very short videos meant to be cute or funny, more for the amusement of one and their small circle of friends. Only, like Facebook a friend shares it with his or her friend and he or she does the same and, before you know it, it's all over the world wide web. And, like all other posts, some looks back at these and wonder why they posted it in the first place."

Garathe Den Author Icon : "I absolutely love memes and the power they hold. I would say that most of them are irrelevant and largely uninteresting to me personally, but their use in the political and institutional platforms is remarkable. To see a meme have more power over the persuasions of a politician or a large institution, is so entertainingly priceless. All-in-all, it is a very powerful too when used appropriately, a form of silly entertainment for millions of people and a creative platform for anyone to exercise within those parameters of free speech."

~SilverMoonNoel~ Author Icon : "Thanks for that explanation, Scifi-Wizard. What a cool name you have too. I might need to take some classes on writing scifi stuff. I am a bit lost as to how to do that."

Andi-Roo Author Icon : "@scifiwizard - you refer to memes as replacing vines, but I thought gifs were more the vine-replacement and that memes are typically static images. I'm bad at social media tho so perhaps the term "meme" refers to all of the above? Regardless, one of my all time favorites is the "How it started / How it's going" meme. I also like almost any meme containing Gene Wilder's "Oh really?" Willy Wonka pose. It's just so perfect for, like, everything."

E. B. Bloomfield Author Icon : "The doge meme is a personal favorite of mine. It was one of the first viral memes to surface, and after a death in its usage for a couple of years, it was revitalized and has been and still is used in an indeterminable number of ways, from using it in standard format to the introduction of explanations and opinions, and after a few related characters were added within the realm of this meme, its usage expanded even further, and to this day, it is still used in any number of unique and complex ways, like providing short glimpses into intricate topics and emotions and creating entire stories. Still, though, despite its expansion into the world of wonder, you're still capable of walking backwards into simpler times and themes with it."

S Author Icon : "Memes predate vines, gifs... the Internet. Though not called "memes" (short for memetics, items of information easy to remember), they were available in the post-war underground movements. Hell, t-shirts were visible memes in the 70s/80s. It's just the Internet made them prevalent. And they definitely predate any video software because they were being passed around in the 1990s before those things were readily available. The first meme I remember seeing online was a painting of a woman reading a book and the phrase along the lines of "Why are you still here? I have a book." under it. That would have been 1990-ish, when I got my Amiga."

Scifiwizard Retired Author Icon : "You bring a fine point, S Author Icon. I did not think of it that way. I stand corrected."

TheBusmanPoet Author Icon : "Some memes are ok while others I don't care for. No specific favorite ones."


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