Hello Ẃeβ࿚ẂỉԎḈĥ !

This is your local and frolic like Sb here. I'm reviewing you on behalf of the Simply Positive group and stumbled across your piece thanks to our involvement in the SPAM Horrible Poetry Contest. Let's get rolling!

How SPAM-irifc is this?

First impressions- This piece just gets me from the beginning with the clever name you've pegged. 'Horny-Mel' is fantastically awesome, wrong, and wrongly hilarious. We go through the passageway to our next destination with this character and your poem. Let's get to the real jelly jiggle of what really is wonderfully foul about this piece.

Loving their clover pasties, to add to his tasties!-

This just had me cracking up personally. I love that you rhymed within a line, which is a lot of fun and somehow I got this Gollum looking guy muttering to himself 'clover pasties make fine tasties.'


Things Which I Enjoyed Oh Boy'ed
of sticking gel-goop, stuck in the meat grinder
ne'er cleaned in a Spammenium,
but made for good binder.


Yes, so yes to all this. This poem is cleverly made and a lot of fun to read. And horrifically bad, but the kind of bad that leaves it being so good as an after the fact of that porky, hammy goodness residually sticking to your teeth kind of thing. I think when someone thinks 'awful poetry' they think of misspellings and other mess ups. But, you gotta have a great sense of humor to make some purposefully bad poetry. And, you have one of the best senses of humor that I know so this challenge is right up your alley!

Overall Comments
Overall, I thought this was a fantastically horrific poem that quite takes on the task of SPAM and splatters it all around for everyone to see. Like a murder scene investigation where everyone gets to walk in and behold it all. I'm excited that you're in this competition with me, you are gonna rock it out of the park! I hope this little review of mine is helpful. Thank you for sharing and keep on writing! =D

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My review has been submitted for consideration in "Good Deeds Get CASH!" .