This is your entry for my blogging prompt: If the Zombie Apocalypse occurred right this second, what would you use to defend yourself? I think you just killed me- Brains! Brains! Oh! Boobies! Distract the zombies with a nice set, and then run away. Unique, but you forgot about two other groups of zombies- the straight female zombies, and the gay zombies- a nice rack won't distract them, unless it's a rack of ribs. Your odds of Survival- Oh! Boobies!

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Best of luck with the rest of the contest

Well, this is the BIG BAD WOLF, and I howl at the moon every night.
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