As you eat - the beef bourguignon is delicious, as were the onion rings and the lasagna before it - you cannot believe you're still hungry. What's more, you can't believe that Ted, who is far skinnier than you, is still hungry. You look across at Ted and notice that his once flat stomach is starting to pooch out over his belt. Of course, it isn't anything like your belly's massive swag - which is stretching out towards your knees - but on a lean guy it is surprising. Your jeans are getting uncomfortably tight, though.
"Hey, Ted, are you still hungry?" you ask through a mouthful of Chicken Tetrazzini.
Ted clears his mouth of the poached salmon he's been wolfing down, and replies, "I can't believe, but I am. I'll get big if I keep eating like this. My jeans are getting tight!"
As you start in on a plate of veal cordon bleu, the waiter reappears with another cartful of food. You suddenly notice that he looks fatter than he did a few minutes ago. Your jeans are unmercifully tight, so you decide to ask him for a favour.
"Could I borrow a phone? I think I need to call home for different pants."
"Oh, your pants have gotten too tight? Frankly, sir, they looked too tight when you arrived. No need for you to phone. If you look in the closet on the right, I think you'll find some jeans and shirts to fit you better. You too, sir," he continues, turning to Ted. "No sense wearing tight clothes when you enjoying good food."
You stand up, and there's an ominous ripping sound from your jeans. Your belly flops out over the waistband and hangs out an enormous distance - you're used to not seeing your feet, but the size of your belly is now something else. You waddle gently over to the closet - funny how you hadn't noticed it before - and open the door. Inside you find...
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