You activate your lightsaber and slice Jar Jar Binks into conic sections. It lets out a wild, undulating cawing sound as the separate pieces fall to the floor. You then get down on the floor and chop the pieces up until Jar Jar is nothing but a pile of severed Gungan parts.
"Had to shut him up somehow" you gasp. To your side, Obi-Wan doesn't seem to mind that you performed this service. In fact he seems quite please, "You have done a good thing young Giljaras, your dragon would be pleased, as well as the entire Gungan community for this great service" Obi Wan congradulates.
"But there is only one thing I can criticize" Obi Wan says, pointing a finger. "What's that?" you wonder. "It's the fact that you should have chopped his arms and legs off first before killing him, he should have died slow instead of fast" Obi Wan cries.
You turn back toward Jar Jar's corpse and begin laughing. As soon as you were done, you were going to...
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