"Sure, we have all of those!" remarked Tony. "German is especially good for building a nice round gut," he went on, thumping his own massive midriff. "So let's go," added Tony, leading Sam out to a bus stop.
Noting the look of surprise on Sam's face, Tony says, "Not a regular bus user? Well, here in Testosterton, they're often the quickest way to get around - no worries about driving, fitting in your car, having to walk out to parking lots - buses come right to the door!" he concludes, as a gleaming low-floored beauty pulls up in front of him. The door opens and past Tony's substantial bulk Sam can see that the driver is even bigger - and that the bus's controls are clearly fitted to him, letting him drive despite a truly awesome gut.
"Hop on, gents," says the driver, and Tony and Sam ride the 500 yards or so to the "Olde Germane Ratskeller Restaurant". Tony leads Sam inside, and they are seated by a very young-looking, blond guy whose massive thighs fill his lederhosen very well - and look necessary to move his beer-barrel midriff.
"Beer and menues, mein herren?" the bulky blond asks in a mock German accent.
"Please," says Tony.
When the beer comes, it's in tankards, accompanied by a jug that would do a dozen men, Sam thinks. He looks down the menu and orders the schnitzel platter, while Tony orders something that comes with dumplings. When the food arrives, Sam is shocked - it would feed..
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