Zelda was headed for Lake Hylia to drink its wate when she suddenly had to go to the bathroom. Her belly had made short work of Hyrule's townspeople, and now they were mere pile of poop withing Zelda, waiting to be let out. She pulled her dress up and her panties down, then squatted in the middle of the field to do her business. The first turd slid out easily with one huge fart, and hit the ground with and Earth-shattering thud. Zelda looked between her legs and saw her turd, which was thirty feet long and must have weighed at least two and a half tons. Another massive turd squeezed its way from her bottom noisily with several wet, spluttering farts. After it fell to the ground on top of the first, Zelda, rubbed her belly to ease the rest of her load out of her bowels. A final turd, longer than the other two combined, snaked its way from her backside and coiled around the first two logs four times before the other end of it fell. Zelda, feeling considerably lightly, began to walk away when she noticed that some of the people had survived somehow. She picked up the eight survivors and said, "Now what am I going to do with you?"
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