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Rated: 13+ · Interactive · Comedy · #841062
You get to choose life or death.
This choice: Beg him/her not to read it to the class.  •  Go Back...
Chapter #7

Sonnet to Cheerleaders

    by: Athena26 Author IconMail Icon
Despite your begging, your evil teacher decides to read it to the class. Luckilly, it was a good sonnet:

Their pom-poms are poofy.
Their skirts are too short.
Their cheers are so goofy,
(Not even a sport).

They can't do a cartwheel,
Just fall on the floor;
They won't eat a full meal,
And act like a [promiscuous woman!]

They think they're so great
When they date football boys.
It seems almost fate
They get treated like toys.

They think they hot in Abercrombie and Fitch
But all of us know that cheerleading's a b-

About then, your teacher stops, and the class stares at you, wide eyed.

Do you...

You have the following choices:

1. take a bow, as the class happilly applauds you?

2. curl up into a ball and try to hide in your desk?

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