"So Derek, what do you think?"
"I'm sorry, can you explain this all again?"
Marty, the gym owner, looked confused. "Okay, here's how it works. There are a lot of people who want to get fit. The problem is they may not have time to come to the gym. So we've decided to bring the trainers to them!"
"Yeah, Marty, I get that part. But the shrinking?"
"Derek, it is simple. We shrink you down to a couple of inches tall, and the person in need of training can keep you in this nice little box - it even has satellite TV! When they have time to work out, wherever, they are, they simply pull you out and you train them!"
"First, I don't even believe this is possible, and second - "
"Derek," Marty interrupted, "it is possible! We were just as shocked at the seminar as you are now!"
"And second, why would I do it?"
"Because, Derek, these are wealthy clients. You'll be a shrunken trainer for one month. When they return you, you get a paycheck for $50,000."
Derek thought the whole idea was crazy, and still didn't really believe it. But he could use the money. He wanted to pay of his debt, find the love of his life, and get married - at 34, he felt like time was running out.
"One month?"
"One month!"
"Okay, I'll do it. I'd better get my check Marty..."
"You will, you will!"
"So who am I training?"