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Chapter #3
Print them all out now and use them!! Don't...
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Smart choice. You need a good meal and saving some money on the way is perfect! And you don't have to use them ALL, just enough to fill you up, you know.
You print out the 2 pages of coupons, put on your pants/decent clothes, and go out the door.
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You're driving home from your second restaurant today, the clock reading 4:30 PM. You obviously couldn't use all your coupons today, so you discretely sold some to other customers, making your savings even greater.
You had to unbutton your pants from the strain of your stomach. You're stuffed. Your belly rides your shirt up far, and you're so full you can't bother to stretch back down and pull it up.
It's no surprise you're stuffed. You used a "BUY 2 GET 2 FREE" coupon first, two giant hamburgers with two giant milkshakes. Surprisingly, they don't make them as filling as they used to. Followed it up with a "DOUBLE YOUR ORDER FOR $2" coupon at another place, turns out they had a limit where you could only double XL tacos with a 20oz cola instead of XXXL tacos with a 2-liter cola. Whatever, they gave you a $25 consolation gift card to come back again, so you're happy. And you still haven't used your "ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR $5" coupon, which you're saving for tonight...
To top it all, at a traffic light stop your soda bottle falls to the floor (thankfully it was empty), and when you pick it up you find an old gas card you thought you had lost. Today's your lucky day it seems...
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