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Not wanting to let the robber go, (and mostly wanting to avoid the wrath of your sister), you fly off after him.
He'd didn't make it too far, as you swiftly flew forward to him and tackled him to the ground.
Before the robber shake himself out of his dizzy, "gah ow, wh-AOF!", you deliver a light punch to his head and knock him out. You then take purse away from him.
Feeling a bit spiteful for the atomic wedgie he gave you earlier, you take him to a near by lamppost and hock his boxers to it to leave him hanging there imply.
"Maybe this'll teach you a lesson." You say triumphantly with a smirk under you mask, with the purse in your hand. "Crime doesn't-"
You freeze up as you feel the all too familiar feeling of someone griping your undies. "KKKYYAAAA!!" You squeal pathetically as your briefs were viscously launched up your crack and are hoisted into the air for the third time today! You feel your powers fading as you hung imply in the air. You look behind you to see it was the lady the robber stole from!
"I-I knew you were with him!" She growled "How dare you try to steal my purse!" The lady proceeded to bounce you like a human yo-yo. "I-EEKK! WASN'T-AAAHH! STEALING- GAH!" You let out a higher pitch squeal with every bounce as your undies slice further into your butt. After a solid minute of bouncing you, she finally drops you on the ground... and pulls your waistband over your head and snapping it under your chin. She then took her purse back and walked away in a huff.
"ugh... owie... eh, seriously, two back to back atomic wedgies and the day's barely even started." You groan and wince as you stand back up. You hear giggles and a few clicks of what sounded like pictures being taken as you simply stood there with your head pulled back and back arched from the atomic wedgie. You start waddling away until your magic undies eventually fix themselves like they did before, and you feel your powers return and start flying away. You look over at the robber who's still knocked you while hanging by his boxers. "At least I managed to stop that guy, I guess."
You stomach begins to growl as you realized you haven't eaten anything all morning, and begin to fly back home. Though you wonder what your going to say to your big sister. "M-Maybe I could offer to do all her chores for the day." You think to yourself dreadingly.
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