You were minding your own business one day when suddenly a portal opened up beneath you and sucked you in. You screamed, shocked as you were deposited out the other end and realized you were now inside the Bat cave and only a few inches tall!
"...Huh." At the sound of a voice you whipped around, seeing a man in a domino mask staring straight at you. "That wasn't supposed to happen."
As you were just beginning to process this information, a roaring, deafening sound made you cover your ears as the bat mobile came screeching in to park.
"Excellent work today, Robin." Batman commented, the two of them stepping out of the vehicle. Red Hood and Nightwing came roaring in next, each atop their motorcycles. The two older brothers grinned, arguing over who had raced in first.
"Hey B, you got a dimensional visitor." Red Robin reported, having been manning the comms today. Red Robin pointed to you, still in shock as you stood upon the table.
"Tt. Why is this one so pathetically miniscule?" The younger Robin sneered, crossing his arms with a scowl as he came over to loom over you.
"The calibrations must be off." Batman put a hand to his chin thoughtfully. "It would also account for the faulty occurrence-"
"Woah, who ordered lil shrimpy?" Hood joined the conversation, stomping over in his iron plated boots. Several guns were strapped to his person. He removed the intimidating red metal helmet, revealing his own domino mask beneath.
A prod from behind made you yelp, whirling around to find Nightwing had crouched down to poke at you playfully. The vigilante gave you a grin. "Aww, hey lil fella. I bet you're feeling pretty lost, huh?"
Red Robin gave Batman a meaningful look, purposefully lowering his voice. "Batman, you know that portal only operates in one direction... we can't send him back." Despite being quiet, their words echoed in the cave and sent a chill down your spine.
"I know." Batman confirmed your fate with a small nod.
"And we can't keep him down here." Red Robin continued. "He'll just end up as bat food, or freeze to death or something."
"I still fail to see how this is our problem." Robin raised his voice, not one to be left out of the conversation for this long. "But if we must- Father, please, allow me to take care of this interloper."
"Aww, lil buggy man gonna go squish." Hood said in mock sympathy. You shuddered at the thought, remembering how he stomped over here.
Robin just glared at his older brother. "Do not be so crass, Todd. If I needed to dispose of this cretin I would have more sophisticated methods-"
"No one is disposing of anyone yet." Batman sighed, pinching his nose as his children began to squabble amongst themselves. It was late into the night and tempers were high as it was time for everyone to get some much needed sleep after a long patrol.