As morning rolled over San Francisco, in an empty cul-de-sac sat a lonely dilapidated house. This was the hideout of notorious thieves Rotund Rufus and Big-Bellied Bob.
Their real names were Rupert McGluskey and Robert Franklin Bartholomew.
Rufus stood at 5'8" and weighed 350 pounds. Bob, however, towered over him at 7'7" and weighed 650 pounds. They have been morbidly obese, but they were very agile for their sizes. No one knows how that was possible, so don't ask.
Rufus rose out of bed and grabbed his fedora off the coat rack next to his bed. He had a handlebar mustache. He wore boots, a poorly fitting tank top under the suspenders that held up his pants with a belt. His giant belly showed a lot of hair. He then put on his fedora over his balding head.
No sooner, he got out of bed that Bob got up as well, his belly colliding with Rufus's. Bob also wore boots and overalls, but he was bare-chested underneath. Bob had a goatee with a mustache and a blonde ponytail that hung out behind his head.
Then, the two burly giants headed downstairs (without cleaning up since they didn't bother with showering.) to start the day with Bob making breakfast and Rufus bringing in the morning newspaper. At the table, Rufus was eating his breakfast: a giant piece of cake while Bob read the newspaper.
"We've done it again!" He chuckled, his belly jiggling like a bowl full of jelly. "Last night's caper was a success!"
The caper was a raid of the art museum. They had stolen ten paintings disguised (poorly) as janitors and disabled the alarms before snatching the art.
He slid the paper over to Rufus, who then proceeded to read the headlines, his eyes bulged with anger.
"What?!?" He barked. "The Spanish Fox busts the Two-Tony Gang?!?"
The Spanish Fox was the nickname for an Interpol officer with red hair named Erika Fox. Born and raised in Barcelona, Spain to a Canadian mother and a Filipino father, she rose to the ranks in Interpol with a black belt in many martial arts. She was much more lithe than Rufus and Bob combined. She was not to be underestimated, though. She once took down an entire arms smuggling ring with as much resources as she had.
"Be cool," Bob said. "I think I have a caper for today."
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