As soon as you heard the knock at the door, your little legs flew yourself down the stairs as fast as you could possibly manage. You pushed aside all errant thoughts of today somehow going wrong, and assured yourself that today would be nothing but exceptional and accident-free. Your unluckiness and Jenna's pranks be damned, today was going to be a day to remember.
The fact that today had taken so much effort to put together was honestly a little exhausting, because all you were doing was having a chill date with Mari. And yet, it had truly been months since the last time you'd been able to have a proper date with your girlfriend. Whether it was your girlfriend's forgetfulness, Jenna and Piper's constant cruel interruptions, or your own accident-prone nature, the past few months had been filled with nothing but disappointment on the dating front. To say nothing of how busy Mari's schedule was getting between extra shifts at The Oasis, co-teaching some Focused Fitness programs, and enough one-on-one hangouts with Selena to make you no small amount of jealous.
But enough of all of that! Today was your date to have a nice date with your girlfriend, and by god you were going to enjoy today if it killed you!
And so that's why you ran faster than you ever had in your life out of your bedroom, down the hall, and down the stairs to greet your girlfriend, who was currently being let inside by your mother. You went soon fast, in fact, that you tripped on the stairs and tumbled all the way down, ended up in a slightly splattered heap at the bottom of the steps. Groaning, you started to reform, all while glancing up to see--
"Go ahead upstairs, sweetheart. Matt's waiting for you." Lauren said.
"Will do, Lauren. Thanks!" Mari responded, taking a step forward, her eyes trained upstairs and a flirty smile on her face. Of course, you only got to see the beautiful face of your girlfriend for all of two seconds before your vision was instead filled with your girlfriend's giant socked foot. Your slow brain didn't even think to cry out before Mari's foot crashed down onto you, splattering you into paste under her heel.
In her haste to get upstairs, Mari didn't feel or hear you under her foot, as she pounded away up the stairs and jogged into your bedroom. As soon as she arrive she called your name, and upon hearing no reply she assumed you went to the bathroom. So she made herself at home, plopping on the edge of your bed and thankfully positioning her feet in such a way that they idly dangled just above the carpet, removing the crushing pressure on you and allowing you to reform.
Okay...today won't be accident-free, I guess. You internally sighed. But it can still be both exceptional and a day to remember! I swear!
Reforming, you hastily scrambled up your girlfriend's leg and onto her thick toned thigh, drawing her attention. She glanced away from her phone and down at you with a coy smile.
"Hey stud? Miss me?" She teased. "I feel like it's been a little while since we've last hung out."
A little while was an understatement, but you let it slid. "It has, yeah. I've missed you so much, Mari! Thanks for agreeing to this date on such short notice!"
Mari lightly pinched you and raised you up to her lips. "Sure thing, stud! Come here!" Rather ravenously, Mari slammed you into her lips, squishing you against her mouth for a sloppy but heavenly full-body kiss that lasted nearly a minute. When she pulled you away, you were coated in no little amount of saliva. "God, I love doing that, Matt! And I love you too, my sexy little man." She waggled her eyebrows playfully, hinting at some sexy times to come as the day went on. Your heart raced fast.
"Any thing specific you'd like to do today, Mari?" You asked your giantess girlfriend, as she nestled you into her cleavage, pushing you deep until you were up to your shoulders in her bronzed breast flesh. She was wearing her fairly standard outfit of compression shorts and a sports bra, and though you'd seen the outfit a thousand times, Mari was no less sexy today than she'd been from the moment you'd first started dating her. You really had landed the lottery, even if your girlfriend had, admittedly, a few more flaws than you would've liked. You couldn't pretend you were perfect either.
Mari shrugged (the action mashing her boobs against you, though not unpleasantly). "No big plans, hot stuff. Like you said, this was short notice, but my calendar was empty for the whole day. For some reason, I feel like I'm forgetting something, but probably not. I think you've got me for the whole day, stud." She grinned down at you. "Plenty of time to cuddle, watch some shows, and then get a little naughty. Sound good?"
"Sounds amazing!" You admitted, fervently kissing your girlfriend's breast (faint sheen of sweat be damned). Mari laughed, her boobs further jostling as she did so, and she prepared to lean back on your bed and turn on the television.
Except, just before she did so, her phone dinged. Though tempted to ignore it, Mari's curiosity won out, and she glanced over at it. There was just a single message.
The message read: Mari, Jessie's party is starting soon. I know how forgetful your cute butt can be, so I'm sending this as a reminder. See you at the Dance To Scale club in a few minutes!
Mari let out a shrill cry and launched herself to her feet. As a consequence of her sudden movement, you were catapulted out of her cleavage by her undulating breasts, heaved high into the sky before careening back down and landing on your mattress. You groaned from the impact of landing, as since you hadn't read the text like Mari had, you had no idea why your girlfriend had just stood up so suddenly. Thankfully, she elaborated a second later.
"Oh god, Matt! I'm so sorry, I did forget about other plans today!" Mari moaned. "I've totally got to head out to this super cool club for Jessie's birthday. All us Oasis girls are getting together for it. You remember Jessie, right?"
Face still smushed into the mattress, you couldn't respond, but you did in fact know Jessie. Jessie Malachi was one of the newer hires at The Oasis, so your interactions had been limited. This was a good thing, because Jessie was a colossal handful in more ways than one. Behaviorally she was overwhelming, being both energetic and flirty but also outstandingly lazy and a bit messy. Physically, she was also a lot, possessing some earth shattering curves especially around her hips and booty. One of your very few interactions with her involved getting smushed into her ass cheek, noticed by her, but then left to rot because she was too lazy to free you at that moment. Trouble was, by the time she had a better opportunity, you'd slipped her mind because she was too lazy to remember you in the first place! She'd apologized eventually, as if that made it all better when you were found a whole five days later by Mari!
In her haste, Mari didn't take note of your silence. "So, I'm gonna have to schedule a rain check, hot stuff. I know you were excited for today, and I was too, but this party's been planned for a month. It's super important that I go, and I also know I'll have so much fun! N-Not that we wouldn't have fun, hot stuff. God, I'm so bad on the spot like this." Mari shook her head. "Just, please forgive me, Matt. I promise we'll have our date soon! Oh, but first I should text Selena!"
Plan decided, Mari sat right back down on the corner of your mattress to send Selena a text, not even taking the single second it would've cost to check where you'd landed from your impromptu flight. As such, you let out a muffled groan as the full weight of your girlfriend's prodigious rear crashed into you, her ass steamrolling you flat and crushing you under her firm left cheek. You tried to twitch, but Mari's hasty wriggling both concealed your efforts and further smeared you into her rear.
Mari sent her quick text, which read: OMG, thanks for the reminder, I totally did forget! Me and my cute butt are on our way! Today's gonna be so much fun! *multiple smiley and heart emojis*
Jumping back to her feet, Mari hastily blew a kiss over her shoulder towards where she thought you still were, and raced out of your house without so much as a farewell to Lauren, Jenna, or Piper. Jogging outside, she plopped into her car, wriggled her booty a bit to get comfy, and gunned the engine off to the Dance To Scale club where Jessie's birthday party was being held.
And all the while, you could only mutely groan under your girlfriend's left ass cheek, your body firmly stuck to her compression shorts. Not only was today no longer accident-free, it was no longer exceptional either. Loathe as you were to admit it, accidents around Mari weren't uncommon. Honestly, it was rarer to go through a day around her without catastrophic incident. So now, only one of your hopes remained for today: that today would be a day to remember.
At this point, you could only hope it was a day to remember for good reasons.