Lisa was horrified to find that the figure was Sideshow Bob. He'd been trying (and failing) to kill Bart for years, but what posable reason could he have for tying poor little Lisa to her bed. Her toes twitched as he got closer and closer.
"Hello, LISA" smiled Sideshow Bob. "Wh...What do you want with me?" asked Lisa. "I heard through the grapevine that Bart is at a summer camp. I want YOU, his own little sister, to tell me WHICH ONE" said Sideshow Bob. "Why, so you can KILL HIM?" cried Lisa. "Naturally. Now, out with it little girlie" smiled Sideshow Bob. "Never. MOOOOOOOOOOM" cried Lisa. "Good luck, I had her and Homer kidnapped last night. They're both unharmed, but a little...tied up right now"chuckled Sideshow Bob. "So then...it's just us?" whimpered Lisa. "Yes. And you'd better tell me what I want to know, I don't want to have to use...TORTURE" said Sideshow Bob. "Do your worst, you're NEVER going to break me" said Lisa. "So that's how you want it? Very well, prepare to SCREAM" cackled Sideshow bob as he took his finger and ran it up to Lisa's toes and right down to her heels, then back up. Lisa's scowl turned into a grin, and soon she was giggling.
"Gehehe...Teehee...That's ticklish...so ticklish...OH NOhehehehehehe" giggled Lisa. "Oh yes. Tickle-ickle-ickle" grinned Sideshow Bob as he began spider tickling now. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENO, NO, HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH GOSH, I CAN'T TAKE IT, HUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PLEASE, MY SOLES, NOT MY SOLESHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Lisa, her bare feet both squirming. "Oh fine, I guess these wiggling toes deserve some attention too. This little piggy goes to market" grinned Sideshow bob as he tickled Lisa's big toe. Lisa shook her head and squealed loudly. "This little piggy stays home" sang Sideshow Bob. "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO" begged Lisa as she shook her head. "THIS little piggy had roast beef" sang Sideshow bob. "UUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAA-STOP YOU MONSTER" wailed Lisa, her feet squirming harder now. "And THIS little piggy had none" smiled sideshow bob. "UGH...AHH...OH STOP...HOOHOO-NOMORE" giggled Lisa, her eyes closed now. "And THIS little piggy went...WEEWEEWEEWEEWEE ALL THE WAY HOME" cackled Sideshow bob as he tickled all of Lisa's toes. "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I CAN'T STAND IT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP. OOHOOHOOYOU'REEVIL. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEELP" laughed Lisa hysterically. "Aw, does that tickle? I've got plenty more where THAT came from, I'd talk if I were you" said Sideshow Bob as he stopped tickling. "HOHOHO. NO...NO...YOU'LL NEVER...MAKE ME TALK...HAHAHA....OOOHOO...JUST...GIVE UP, BOB" panted Lisa. "Oh no, Lisa. That was only a WARM UP. You see, I have all these nice tools, some soft, some rough. And they ALL want to play with your helpless little feet" grinned Sideshow Bob as he grabbed a bag full of tickle tools. Lisa whined as he opened the bag and grabbed...