The next day at school, Lydia walked down the hallways with a strange striped earring on her left ear that would appeared to have eyes and a mouth and if one looked closely, seemed to be whispering to her. Of course this unique piece of jewelry was Beetlejuice who relished the opportunity to help his friend Lydia with her problems as well as to perv out on all the sexy girls in her high school while he was there helping her.
As they walked down the halls, Lydia reached her locker which was next to a guy that she had crushed on for a long time but he had been intimidated by her spooky goth appearance and never spoke to her. "I wish that Fred would talk to me Beetlejuice," she sighed "He's so cute, but I know that he's afraid of me"
"Don't worry, babes" A good sense of humor is all that you need to break the ice-just look at me" he laughed quietly in her ear. "Ok-here what you say to this dude to get him to go out with you to the dance "Hey Fred-would you go to the dance with me tomorrow. Oh and by the way-if you don't-I'll cast a spell on you that will make your dick rot and fall off" Beetlejuice cackled.
"Will that actually work" Lydia cringed. "Don't worry, babes" Beetlejuice assured her "Guys love dick jokes and if he's so scared of you then he'll probably agree out of fear if not humor"
"Ok-here goes nothing" Lydia said as she approached her crush. "Hey Fred-you know nobody will go with me to the dance this tomorrow so I was hoping that you would go with me." she said tentatively. "Oh and if you say no-I'll cast a spell that will make your dick turn green and fall off within a month." she said and then burst at in a fake laugh
Luckily-Fred seemed to get that it was a joke and laughed too. Beetlejuice nodded to himself "Yep-all high school guys love a good dick joke"
"Sure Lydia" he said. "I always thought that you were a devil worshiper or something but you seem cooler in person than from afar. he said
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