"Wow I really get to work here," you think to yourself as you look at the grand Capitol building ahead of you. After 4 grueling years of undergrad, it seems like your hard work was finally paying off. Standing at just 5'8, you begin to climb the steps to the front as fast as your legs will let you, each step comes with more anticipation of what was coming next but also a hint of humility as you feel your plump butt bounce with you. But none of that matters as you top of the world in your brand new work clothes, that admittedly may be a tad bit too tight for the bottoms as, unbeknownst to you, the waistband of your tighty whities flashes to anyone standing close enough behind you.
Reaching the front door, you begin to open to new adventures, when you hear
-"WAIT RIGHT THERE". Startled, you turn to see a rather tall, strong-looking man coming up to you, you can tell by his uniform that he must security for the building. "Who do you think you are?" he asked.
"H-hello, I'm [Anon], the new secretary," you stuttered out still shaken by the sudden introduction. Now caught up to you, you can read his name badge, James Smith it reads and now you can see that James is towering wall of a man.
"New secretary huh?" he asks looking you up and down, "then where's your badge?"
"M-my badge?" you blushed. "oh man, oh man, how can I forget my badge the first day, I such a ....wait I never received a badge," you thought, remembering the email you got a week prior explaining the first-day procedure.
"Well [Anon], where's your badge then," James asked again this time you can hear the annoyance in his voice. "Surely, you didn't think you can just weasel your way into the Capitol building without it". "How do I know you're not a spy of some sort?" he says now towering over you.
" Woah a spy? Me? Never? I just didn't receive my badge", you scramble out an answer. "Do I look like I can hurt a fly, let alone break into a government building, haha?" You force a sad chuckle hoping to diffuse the situation.
"Hmm no you don't," he replies to which you begin to feel relieved. "But can never be too careful, " suddenly a hand grabs your shoulder before spinning you around, "sheesh look at the seat on you, bud. . . and tighty whities, how did you I missed my morning workout," those last words causing you to panic. Sure throughout your time in undergrad hitting books rather than the gym did allow your butt to grow but not as much as you thought. But that wasn't the biggest source of uneasiness, what exactly did he mean by that last part, sadly the answer came as you feel both his burly hands go down the back of your pants.
"AHHHHHH", you scream as feel your once comfortable tighty whities cleave into your ass. It wasn't before long that you begin to regret getting out of bed, as the security guard took began to give sharp, rapid tugs driving more cotton through the most sensitive part of your body. "Please stop", you whine only to be answered with laughter.
"No way, this is to make sure that even if you were lying about who you are you'll know not to do that again, now let's go get your identity sorted out shall we?" with one massive heave you're now airborne, the only thing keeping you off the ground is the massive wad of cotton parked into your ass. With each step back to the security desk felt like an eternity until finally he stops and puts you down on the ground but doesn't release his grip on the waistband.
"Now, what's your name again, full name this time?"
"[Anon]," you whimper out still reeling from what was without a doubt the worst first impression ever,
"Hmm, I don't see your name on here pal," James replied with a sly grin that makes your body tense, "maybe you need some more time to think?"
"That won't be necessary James, I'll take him from here", a new voice catches both of your attentions, looking to the new arrival, it's none other than-