Printed from https://writing.com/main/interactive-story/item_id/2275689-Galactic-Patroller-Quest/cid/3321298-You-get-lost-in-the-maze-that-is-the-facility
You run like the wind to get to the Deployment office, and maybe make up for your tardiness, but minutes of running turned to a quarter of an hour. It was at then you realized that you were lost. You scold yourself for not studying the maps of the facility. Now you knew you were going to be punished for sure!
But you can’t give up, or maybe whatever punishment will be even more severe. You keep moving down a hallway until you make it to a four-way intersection. You knew that the way you were coming from was not going to benefit you so you had to choose one of the remaining three routes. Fortunately, they were labeled with different names which would prove useful in the event that you had to turn back.
The one on the left had the above sign: Underwear Testing Area
You deduce that this would lead to the part of the facility that tested the underwear that was issued to all cadets. From what you have heard, they test the strength and stretchiness of the undies before hanging them out to the recruits. There have also been stories of the underwear being tested while “volunteers” were wearing them.
The route in the center was labeled: Wedgie Surgery Center
You clench your bubbly butt cheeks as you read the sign. The Corps had encountered many different foes and species that had a tendency to give out butt-destroying wedgies. Years ago, the Higher Ups had made it essential for every base to have a clinic to perform surgeries to remove a person’s underwear from their tushies in the event of them ever on the wrong end of a nuclear wedgie. During basic training, you noticed a recruit being shipped to the center in a gurney, his tighty whities (or rather what’s left of them) trailing behind him for yards.
The third and final route on the right read the following: Buttocks Endurance Area
You shoot your hands over to your backside to cup your prominent butt cheeks. Every cadet goes through endurance tests, as their buttocks is the easiest target of all of the rest of their bodies, for obvious reasons. Wedgies, spankings, pegging; all were used to toughen up a cadet’s bum for future assignments. It was also used to punish insubordinate soldiers, which you didn’t even want to think about because it would most likely happen to you if you didn’t show yourself to Deployment soon.
You were running out of time and needed to get moving. Which route to take?
Printed from https://writing.com/main/interactive-story/item_id/2275689-Galactic-Patroller-Quest/cid/3321298-You-get-lost-in-the-maze-that-is-the-facility
Copyright 2000 - 2024 21 x 20 Media All rights reserved. This site is property of 21 x 20 Media
All Writing.Com images are copyrighted and may not be copied / modified in any way. All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies.
Generated in 0.11 seconds at 6:25am on Dec 23, 2024 via server WEBX2.