>Purple Elite:The Purple Elite are top fighters, spies and secret agents, and the highest ranked active field group behind the Queensguard. The Purple Elite go where they are needed, and do anything from espionage, to blackmail, to leading teams of Eyeran clones into battle. They're well known and looked up to across the Purple Corp, and have even developed their own motto: "Unstrippable, Unwedgieable, Unstoppable!" They take immense pride in being members of the top echelon of Purple Corps.
However, although they may complete tasks better than standard foot soldier, they more often than not end up getting their butts handed to them most of the time. Whether it be through their own hubris, incompetence, or enemy tactics, many times members of the supposed Elite are humiliated on each mission. Each member of the Purple Elite wears custom printed underwear, due to their personal pride and belief in their motto, which just makes their humiliations all the more degrading, especially since Purple Elite panties are a hot commodity on the black market! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
>Purple Fist: The Purple Fist are a large section of troops, stationed around the globe. Their job is to kidnap people of high status, wealth, or importance, extorting them for money or creating blackmail to be used to further the Purple Corp agenda. Their targets range from celebrities, student body leaders, community leaders, and millionaires, as well as important figureheads in rival organizations. Equipped with the newest in Purple Corp technology and with strong leaders at the forefront, the Purple Fist seem to be one of the more competent parts of Purple Corp.
Alas, they always seem to run foul of their targets, as each time they show up to conduct their kidnapping, they are swiftly defeated and humiliated by said targets, whether it be from their surprising bully skills or the Purple Fist's inability to operate their gadgets or work together. Even prissy celebrities who never worked in their lives are able to take down Purple Fist squads, leaving them humiliated and atomic wedgied in their wake.
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