A wedgie of blood-red rhinos advanced across the once green fields of Tekusta V. Each transport was a great, armored bunker, covered in spikes and chains, adorned with the brass symbol of Khorne. Desperate volleys of las-shot bounces harmlessly against seven ceramite hides, earning more grows and snarls from the rhinos' impatient crews, all eager to battle, all desperate to grab a pair of Imperial undies and pull until there was nothing left.
A Chaos Rhino, in theory, was large enough to carry 10 bloodthirsty astartes. Maybe more if it was 'enhanced' by the foul energies of chaos. In some transports, the warriors were almost shoulder-to-shoulder, while in others they had plenty of space to pace around and sharpen their ancient weapons.
And then there was the rhino at the top of the spear. Its driver pushed the vehicle's demonic engine to its limit, more worried about her 'guest' than anything the Imperial line might throw at her. She sat alone in the darkness, clad in red-and-golden armor more than 10,000 years old. A monster born in the fires and battlefields of the Great Crusade, the first captain of what once was a proud legion. Sure, they were still loathed by their sister legions, but even then there were many amongst the Word Bearers and the Daughters of Horus who considered first captain Karen as their friend. Savage in battle, but honest and true. The best ally you could have by your side on the battlefield.
The rhino opened its maw and released the monster who had once been that Karen. She rushed out of the transport a second before it came to a halt, one great chainaxe on each hand, chained to her naxed wrists by ancient iron. The green eye lenses of her helmets focused on the Imperial line, the unlucky Cadian squads which had been placed at the front to slow her down. A lifetime ago, she might have laughed at such a pityful attempt. Now, she only had one thing to say:
"WEDGIES FOR KHORNE! PANTIES FOR THE THRONE!"
Her chainaxe's teeth made short work of the Cadian's uniforms. One swipe and half a squad now found herself naked, their sports bras and Imperial granny panties exposed to the battlefield. Karen's other chainweapon, armed with more curved teeth, trapped the waistbands of three of these granny panties, launching both them and their wearers up in a mixture of high-pitched squeals and split bottoms.
"MOOOMMYY!" cried one at the top of her lungs.
"EMPRESS PRESERVE MY ASSSSSS!" shouted another, already in tears.
A primitive but reliable system within Karen's helmet kept a tally on those foes she 'bested'. In ten seconds, that number had already gone beyond twenty. Once proud guardsmen staggered around, granny panties glued to their foreheads, or so stretched it seemed like a river of cotton was pouring out of their poor cracks. Beyond them, the Imperial line faltered and some guardsmen tried to back down.
"H-Hold the line. The Empress will protect us!" shouted someone.
Karen's green lenses focused on the woman leading the defense. The ridiculous hat and black coat made her obvious. An Imperial Commissar, devoted followers of the Empress and always eager to punish those soldiers who did not fulfill Her expectations. Karen wasted no time thinking about it. By the time the Imperial's second line re-organized, she was already charging once more. A volley was all they got, hasty, premature...useless.
The commissar was no better. She kept shouting the Empress's name, both when she tried to stop Karen's charge and after she failed. Rather than use her axe, the towering astartes lifted her blonde foe with her naked fists. Pink granny panties with a cute, Imperial eagle flew up to the grey heavens above, forcing a long, high-pitched squeal out of the woman's lungs. Karen pulled harder, sending the stream beyond the woman's tall hat, forcing so much cotton in it was obvious the commissar was already tasting her own ass.
"IS THIS IT?!" shouted Karen with all the power of her enhanced lungs "IS THIS ALL THE IMPERIUM HAS TO OFFER NOWADAYS?!"
Originally written by Alv
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