"I don't know," Billy said. "I want to see them."
"Billy, stay away from them," Robert said, wagging his finger. "We don't know if they're evil or not."
"Don't worry, Dad," Hanna said. "I've got an idea."
Before the piglets were awake, the children had written up identical surveys for each of them. When the piglets had woken up, the family had them seated at the dinner table.
"Each one of you gets one pencil and one survey," James told them as he handed them each a survey and a pencil. "To prove we shouldn't kill you, you must fill out the survey."
"The survey begins," Robert said, holding a stopwatch in his hand. "Now!"
When he started the watch, the piglets were just acting like babies, scribbling on their surveys.
"Awww, look how cute they are," Billy said, watching one of the piglets drop its pencil.
"Please, Billy," Julia warned. "Don't interfere."
"Nothing evil could be this adorable," John cooed as the piglets continued to goof around and scribble on their surveys. Hanna picked up some of them and looked them over.
"I'm beginning to think this survey was a bad idea," she told her parents. "All the pigs did was make silly squiggles on them until they got to the question 'Do you have allergies?', they just drew a smiley face cupcake."
"What do allergies have to do with evil?" Jeffrey asked.
"That's the part I suggested," Billy said.
Robert shrugged his shoulders and tossed up his arms.
"Oh, well" he said. "The pigs are good."
Billy couldn't be any happier upon hearing this.
"I knew you'd understand!" He cheered.
He ran up to the piglets and hugged each one. Then he ran to his parents to hug them.
"I love you," he told them.
Even the piglets were so happy, they squealed with joy.
"Now that that's out of the way," Hanna said. "Let's see who drew the second longest straw."
Who drew the second longest straw?