You approach the figurines placed in front of the seated panda. He’s playing with the Tigress and Monkey figures while the others are standing in a neat line not too far off to the side. You watch as he makes the Tigress and Monkey fight while you sneak next to the others, standing in line with them.
You’re standing next to the toy Crane and you’re surprised how accurate and big the figures are, they’re even bigger than you! If you didn’t know better then you could have been convinced that it’s the real Crane.
Your train of thought gets cut off by Po’s made up dialogue for the toy fight. “ ‘You’re no matched for my skill,’ “ he makes Monkey say. He has Tigress respond, “ ‘Just wait til I get my friend!’ “ Then you see Po’s hand start to move towards you and the other toys. He looks over to see who he wants to grab, but you notice his eyes stop on you. There’s a long silence.
“AHHHHH!” Po freaks out and flips backwards. He scrambles around the room frantically screaming before hiding behind a box. Initially, he scared the shit out of you, but now you’re just laughing. His giant size makes his attempt to hide futile as he’s bigger than the box. You see him peek over to look at you.
“Who are you?!” You’re afraid that Po’s screaming is going to attract more attention from the others. You try to yell to him but your puny voice can’t reach that far. To make communication easier, you start to move towards Po, slowly however, you don’t want to spook him again.
You think that the closer you get the more tense he’ll become, but he’s actually seeming to calm down. He probably realized how stupid it was to get scared by someone of your demeanor. So now instead of waiting for you to come to him, he gets out of cover and gently crawls over to you, now not wanting you to get scared. Seems like he cares for you
He gets right on top of you, blocking out the light from above. The sheer sight of the huge Dragon Warrior sends shivers down your spine, not from fear, however, more like the kind of shivers you’d get before going on a roller coaster. He picks you up softly and places you in his open palm, bringing you up to his face. “Who are you little buddy?” Him calling you his little buddy instantly gives you the feeling of protection.
You decide to tell him the entire story. You told him how you loved him and the Furious Five and that you won a contest to come visit the palace, until you deviously read a sacred scroll which caused your shrinkage, you then went on to explain that you decided to explore and look for help which ultimately led to you in his room.
You look back up to Po awaiting a response and you see his face mind blown. There’s a few seconds of nothing before he finally speaks.
“..whoa..that..sounds...AWESOME! How does it feel to be so small? Is it scary? Did you have to fight off any insects? Does the carpet feel like tall grass to you? What does it feel like next to me? I must be huge to you. How long was the walk? Do you still need to eat food? Do you get cold still? Are you stronger or weaker? If you fall from a height do you die? How much do you weigh? How many inches are you?”
You feel yourself start to lose your mind at his rapid questioning. He’s acting like a fanboy to you when in reality those roles should be switched. You can barely hear your train of thought because he’s still asking questions. You start to lose your patience and finally snap. “WAIT!” Po shuts up. “I know this is as strange to you as it is to me but we can answer all these questions some other time. Right now can we just focus on helping me? You’re the Dragon fucking Warrior after all.”
He looks down and you can sense a feeling of shame, “Yeaaa you’re right. I’m sorry little buddy. It was just so cool to me. But I should focus on helping you. And if you ask me, I think we should keep you a secret. There’s no telling how the others would react to you and I doubt you’d be safe. I can just keep you with me, you can be like my pet!”
“Your pet?” You don’t know how to feel about this. A part of you is enthusiastic about being with Po, but the other half feels belittled by the word pet.
“Yea man, cmon it’ll be awesome. We can just hangout all day and I can take you with me on adventures and stuff. Think about it!”
“I guess it does seem pretty cool. Alright app, I’ll be your ‘pet’.”
“Awesome!”
After the conversation concludes, you both hear footsteps, someone’s coming! You see Po start to panic as he hears a knock at the door followed by a feminine voice. “Po are you ok? I heard you screaming earlier. And who are you talking to?” It’s Tigress at the door! “You know what, I’m coming in.”
Po starts frantically looking around and back at you. He doesn’t know what to. You even hear him mutter the word ‘fuck’. He seems to have decided and he whispers to you, “Alright man, we can’t let her see you so that means I gotta hide you. It’ll only be until she leaves. So stay quiet and don’t move too much.” You nod in understanding
You though you were going to get put into a drawer or something. But instead you feel his hand enclose around you and start to move down. You can’t see or tell what’s happening anymore, but you hear the stretching of his waistband! He’s gonna put you in his pants!
Which side he puts you in, however, is still not known. So when he starts to open his hand to drop you in, what do you see?