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You are a human who arrives in Equestria by mysterious means
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Chapter #7

Clash of the clutze

    by: MrNoNoseHair Author IconMail Icon
You were surprised to see yet another anthro Pegasus person woman with light grey fur and light blond hair out and about, but what really got you was when she opened her yellow colored eyes, they were kind of off, only looking in one direction of the other, and neither one was looking directly at you, and yet, you could tell that she was, even if it didnt look like it.

She blinked for a moment, then gave a chuckle and said "Heh, normally I'm the one who runs into thing... not that often that things run into me, let alone another pony."

After getting over your shock, You apologized for crashing into her, but she simply waved it off and said "Oh its fine, I'm used to it, although it does take me a moment to remember where up is." Her head turned up and said "Well, it isn't that way."

You did the same and saw the ground quickly approaching, and with a quick yelp, you reached out and grabbed the cross eyes woman and opened your wings and stopped your fall, with the light grey Pegasus doing the same to help stop your fall. You both went up right, then you saw her looking up again, reached an arm out, and went down for a moment as she caught a large bag in her arms and gave a huff.

"Phew... That was close." She said, turning to you and giving a weary grin. "Don't wanna lose this delivery job... again."

As she pulled back and readjusted herself, you saw she was wearing some cloths that resembled a mail man of sorts, with a blue and grey outfit and a badge.

As she straightens herself out, you slowly put the pieces together and accidentally blurted out. "Derpy?"

The light grey woman paused then gave a giggle. "Heh, seems like my nickname presets me yet still. But I don't mind really. Though my name is actually Muffins, or Ditzy Doo, if you do." Muffins then gave a bow to you, and suddenly a hat lands on her head, slightly crooked and looks back up to you with another smile, "What about you, Mister? I've never seen you before."

You introduced yourself by name, and before you could say anything else, Muffins than gasped out. "Oh, shoot, Sorry, I'm about to be late with this order! Gotta go!"

She then takes off into the sky, dashing into the clouds again, leaving you alone.

"Oh by the way, do you know where the nearest town is?" You hear the woman who just left ask you from behind.

You nearly plummeted from the shock, but after regaining your composer, you told her you were new here, and came from a dark forest below.

"OH! I can show you to one!"

"But..." You started, "I thought that..."

"I remember now, just follow me, if you want, anyway, you seemed happy to be flying solo, though." the derpy looking woman said. "Either way, I better get going!"

She then turns in one direction that wasn't straight up, and was about to take off.

Do you take Muffins "Derpy" offer before she leaves?
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