Steven turned pale as a sheet when he saw a ghost roaming through the warehouse. It was a 30 something man wearing a pair of cargo pants and a t-shirt, but the man was floating inches off of the floor with a pale blue glow around him. Steven could see straight through the ghostly figure.
Steven decided to follow the ghost. He was terrified, but he wanted to know what was going on.
Steven snuck up behind the ghost and asked "Who... what are you?"
"Holy shit?! You can see me?" Said the ghost in panic.
"Yes. You better get out of this store or... or I'll call an exorcist!" Said Steven, trying to stand his ground.
"Wait... don't do that! I'm not a ghost, well I might be. I'm not sure really!" Said the ghost, a little confused.
"Then what the hell are you?" Responded Steven, sounding both tough and a little scared.
"My name's James. I'm astral projecting. I'm just looking for a body to wear for a couple of days!" Said the apparition, trying to win Steven's trust.
"I err... I gave it away!" James said a little sheepishly.
"Why the hell would you do that?" Asked Steven, raising an eyebrow.
James sighed "I made a deal, 5 long years ago when I turned 30. I used to go to this yoga class. The instructor was a total milf. She said she would teach me how to astral project, but in exchange she'd get to keep my body forever."
Steven was starting to get intrigued "So this yoga instructor, she has two bodies now and she just slips in and out of them at will?" He asked.
James sniggered "Nooo, when I went to her place there were at least 6 other empty bodies. Who knows how many people she has made a deal with? It's like she's a collector or something."
"So you're just going to hijack somebody else's body from Wilko then?" Asked Steven sternly.
James held his hands up "Look mate, I try not to stay in anybody for more than a couple of days. I love being able to do this, but I do kind of miss having a body to call my own. As much as I'd like to I just can't bring myself to steal somebody else's body permanently!"
Steven now had a smirk on his face "I'll make you a deal! If you teach me how to astral project, I'll let you keep my body!"
"Dude! No offence, but you're not exactly permanent body material!" Sputtered James.
Steven frowned "Take it or leave it! It's not like you'll be trapped, I'm sure you'll still vacate my body from time to time!"
James pondered for a moment "OK, seeing as you're the first person ever who can see my spirit form, I'll consider teaching you, on one condition!"
"Name it!" Grins Steven.
"Whenever you possess a female I get to have my way with you in whatever perverted way I see fit!" James said laughing wickedly.
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