You wake up in a daze, not sure of your surroundings. When your eyes finally adjust you realize that you have shrunk to 1/2 an inch. You don’t have time to fully comprehend the entirety of the situation when you hear earth shattering stomps from far off. You watch to see Dan entering the room, wearing a tee shirt and some baggy jeans. He’s ginormous, especially with his pudgy beer belly slightly jiggling. Dan opens the fridge and hunches over. You see the all too familiar sight of his buttcrack peaking out, a good 3 inches in length. This image horrified you, but also made you chuckle. You recall the countless times that you and Seth would play a game you liked to call “lucky coin slot”. You and Seth would take turns trying to throw small items down Dan’s major plumber’s crack. You could throw anything from coins to m&ms to the occasional Cheerio. You got 1point if you could make contact with Dan’s skin, 2 points if it slid down his crack, and 10 points if you could lodge it right between the monstrous hairy cheeks. It was an automatic win if you had the balls to go and grab the object from Dan’s crack without him knowing. Seth did it one time, but you never wanted to go anywhere near that asscrack. Dan stayed hunched over for awhile. Your guess was that he was trying to decide which beer would get him hammered the quickest. You were mesmerized by the giant crevice that you didn’t even notice Seth coming up from behind you. Seth saw his father’s asscrack hanging out and thought he might get in some practice while he had the chance. After all he knew that you and him would probably get the chance to play a game or two this weekend, especially since Dan would be hammered for most of it. Seth saw the box of cereal and smirked. They were Cheerios, Seth’s specialty. Seth reached in and grabbed a handful, and set it on the counter. This is when you finally noticed Seth’s presence because he dumped the cereal right on top of you. With horror, you realized what was about to take place, and that you were currently in the ammo supply. You scrambled to your feet and started to make your way out of the pile. But it was too late, a shadow swept over you and a giant hand swiped you and a couple pieces of cereal in its palm. You felt a rush of wind as the hand was raised up to Seth’s chest. Seth had his eyes fixed on Dan’s crack. He picked a cheerio and hurled it a his dad’s backside. The Cheerio collided with dan’s left buttcheek, and bounced off. Dan didn’t even seem to noticed. Seth muttered “solid 1 pointer”. The teen reached down for a reload and you were the unlucky candidate. You tried to squirm and get Seth’s attention, but your friend was too concentrated on aiming. All of the sudden you were hurled through the air towards literally the worst place you could imagine. The flight was longer than you thought it would be, but it gave you time to contemplate you chances of survival. You hoped that I you’d just be another 1 pointer, that way you wouldn’t have to be anywhere near your friend’s dad’s buttcrack. But you realized that you would most likely fall to your death after bouncing off the soft fuzzy skin. You knew that a 2 pointer would be the worst since there would be no escape if you slid down the massive crack. So the only option for survival left was the 10 pointer. You wanted to vomit at the idea of being lodged between Dan’s 2 gigantic hairy cheeks, but what choice did you have? Your flight was coming to an end, and you couldn’t watch so you closed your eyes. Your back collided with the Dan’s hairy flesh. You opened your eyes and in your peripheral vision you could see two mounds of flesh on either side. You felt stuck and breathed a sigh of relief. You earned Seth 10 spectacular points. Dan’s ass hairs tickle your body, but you’re oddly grateful that your stuck in the plumber’s crack of your friend’s Dad. You watch Seth celebrate his high scoring in the form of a silent victory dance. Seth then makes his way to attempt the automatic win by retrieving you from the massive crack.
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