You decided to take them up on the offer because, well, why not? It could be fun, and it seems like they want you to…
...and you think you know what they want you to say. “I want you two to go on a date with me.”
They looked excited, before hugging you. Yup, this is what they wanted. You hug them both back, one arm around each of them.
“You made a good choice~” Peach said.
“Yeah, we’re gonna love you forever~” Daisy added, “and make sure no one hurts you!”
They seemed a bit… protective, but it was kinda cute! And it didn’t SEEM overkill…
“This was your plan all along, wasn’t it?” you remarked.
“...Yeah, it was,” Peach giggled, as she started to move to your lap. Daisy did the same. As a warrior, it was relatively easy for you to keep them both on one leg, holding them up with your arms.
“I mean, who could blame us? You’re such a cutie~” Daisy said.
“Alright, alright…” you said, brushing it off, keeping any concerns of spying to yourself for now. “Oh, also, is this order a one-time thing, or-”
“Nope!” Daisy cut you off. “You can basically order us to do whatever you want, and we’ll probably do it!”
“...Probably?”
“Well, we don’t want you wandering off with any other women,” Peach explained. “You’re OUR boyfriend, and we won’t allow any cheating.”
“Yeah, if any girl even looks at you funny, she’ll regret it.”
...Oh. They WERE crazy. Well, at least you can keep them under control… somewhat. Well, at least you can let all self-control go when you’re alone with them. In fact, you let your hands slide all the way down to their huge, soft asses, and they didn’t seem to mind, seeming even happier than before!
Besides, the relationship just started, they’ll probably calm down after awhile, right?
“Okay, then, where should we go?” you asked.
“Mmm, I believe that’s your decision, honey,” Peach replied, apparently already on to nicknames.
“Well, I don’t know many fancy restaurants or whatever,” you explained, “so I think suggestions would be nice.”
“Oh, there’s this great place in the town east of here, I think it’s called Goomba Gourmet, right?”
“Yes, it’s quite lovely,” Peach said. “It’s very expensive, but we;ll pay for everything, if you want~”
You shrugged. “Alright, let’s go!” You were about to get up, but Peach signalled for you to stay down while Daisy whistled.
A sports car being driven by a toad suddenly drove up, previously hidden from view. “Where do you three wanna go?”
“Goomba Gourmet, please,” Peach told her as you three got in the back, you in between them.
“Gotcha,” he responded, as he started driving there.
The princesses leaned on your shoulders, seemingly very content with the situation, while you decided to just relax and not think about how crazy they seemed, and to just enjoy having two beautiful girlfriends for the time being. You caressed them wherever you felt like doing so, and they let you, happy as can be.
~~~
“Table for three, please,” Peach ordered, and the staff quickly rushed to get you three a table, any table you wanted. The princesses picked out a booth by a window, and you three were sat down, same arrangement as the car, with you in between the princesses.
After you ordered your food, from a waitress who got no small amount of glares from your dates (and reminded you of someone, especially that name on her nametag… Rosa…), you noticed someone waving at you. It was Mayor Pauline, who you’ve rescued a couple of times. You gave her a nod back before Daisy cleared her throat.
“How the fuck do you know her?” she asked.
“...Huh?” You suddenly remembered their crazy tendencies.
“She asked how you know Pauline over there,” Peach said, sharing Daisy’s frustration.
“Well, I’ve saved her a few times while wandering New Donk City,” you explained. “I told you two, remember?”
The princesses shared a look. “I’ll go talk to her,” Peach sighed, getting up.
“Oh, you don’t have t-”
You were cut off by Daisy. “Oh, don’t worry about it.” She turned your head to hers, you now facing away from Pauline. “Now, let me show you what dating a princess is like~” She gently moved your head towards hers and pressed your lips to hers. You reciprocated the kiss as you wrapped your arms around her, unaware of what was happening between Peach and Pauline…
...After a bit, you heard Peach’s voice yet again. “Ahem.”
Daisy separated you two, both of you panting. “Sorry, I couldn’t resist, since I had such a cute face to myself~”
“Hmmph. Well, then I’ll just have to do this~” Peach leaned into you and pressed her lips to yours, and you reciprocated this new kiss, forcing Daisy in the somewhat awkward position of being next to all this. You didn’t think much of that, though, as all you could think about were Peach’s soft lips…
“...Okay, this is as long as we went,” Daisy stated, separating you two.
Peach sighed. “Fine, fine, it was fun while it lasted~” Peach winked at you. As you blushed, you noticed Pauline’s table was now empty. What did Peach-
“Food’s ready!” your waitress said, serving you three your food.
As she bent down to serve it, her low-cut uniform allowed her huge jugs to take up quite a bit of space in your vision. This happened when she served drinks and appetizers as well, which seemed to tick off the princesses.
As Daisy reached out for her food, despite the waitress trying to put it right in front of her, she seemingly accidentally knocked Peach’s water over, spilling its contents all over the waitress!
She stood still, in shock for a moment.
“Oh, I’m so sorry!” Daisy said as the waitress quickly put down the food, blushing a deep red.
“Oh, it’s fine, Princess!” the waitress assured her, nervously laughing. “I’ll just get a new uniform… and a new water…” She rushed away.
“Actually, I have to go to the bathroom first, before eating,” Peach said, getting up and going as you and Daisy chowed down.
...When Peach returned, smiling, you saw the waitress rush outside of the restaurant, seemingly upset, as she tried to cover her still-wet dress. Before you could comment, a manager rushed over to your table.
“VERY sorry about her, princesses, we had no idea she was flirting with customers!” he apologized.
...What?
“Oh, it’s fine, sir, just don’t let it happen again!” Peach forgave.
“...Yeah!” Daisy said, catching on. “How about we get a male waiter instead, just to be safe?”
“Whatever you need, princesses,” he complied, as he rushed to get one.
...Yeah, they were crazy. No doubt about it. This wasn’t something that would just blow off either, probably, they were full-blown yandere, meaning you were pretty much trapped in the relationship now. Your orders could be somewhat of a control, but they’d probably ignore them if they went against their yandere instincts of keeping you all to themselves. Hell, it was a shock they could share you amongst the two of them! You just had to live with this now.
That poor waitress, too. The spillage was obviously not an accident, and just meant to humiliate her, and possibly send a message. And then, her source of income was taken out from under her. Great.
And what happened to Pauline?
The least you could do is apologize to one of them.
You decided to wait before asking to go to the bathroom, so the timing wasn’t suspicious. It worked, as the princesses seemed none the wiser of your true intentions. As you walked away, you decided the girl you were going to search for was...
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