Princess Daisy and Princess Peach often met up with each other for various events.
Like racing, tennis, giant board games, fighting tournaments, golf, baseball, and the occasional fight-the big-bad guy adventure.
However, the subject of romance never really came up, at least in public. They made a show of being strong leaders who wanted what was best of their countries. Though some complained of the various sporting events, they argued that it was to help the morale of all who either competed, attended, or watched.
In private? They focused on one person, scarily so. The two shared much together, so they agreed to share this boy. They made plans for various romantic escapades, ones that did not require the connect of their would-be lover.
The fact they never learned your name was considered small potatoes.
They even made a small shrine of photos of you. Each photo was taken whenever one of the princesses saw you. for some reason, you appeared in either the Mushroom Kingdom or Sarasaland. You didn't do much, save for buying food, clothes, or stuff like that.
They did hear rumors of you fighting bad monsters to defend the innocent, which only served to increase their fantasies.
Then came the day where they decided to talk with you.
You were sitting on a bench at a park in the Mushroom Kingdom, eating some food you bought from a cafe, when the two princesses appeared.
"Princess Peach! Princess Daisy! What can I do to help you?" You asked.
Resisting the urge to make lewd orders, Peach lifted up a bag of lunch and asked, "May we join you, mister...?"
Seeing that Daisy carried a similar lunch bag, you answered, "My name is Y/N and you both can join me for lunch."
"So... We keep seeing you around both our kingdoms and like good rulers, we were curious about our subjects," Daisy asked as she and Peach sat down. "Care to tell us a little bit of your life story?"
After a little bit of thought, you decided to tell them. You...