“Fuck that!” You immediately growl, feeling objectified by the crowd. You were one of the most powerful people you knew; you were definitely not something to be ogled by a crowd! The crowd’s excitement quickly turning to booing when you flipped them all the bird. “You weirdos want to see something obscene, eh? Well, here you go!” You laughed loudly, amused by the shocked and appalled looks on their once horny faces. “Yeah, you heard me! You’re all a buncha weirdos… and I’m going to mop the floor with your weird little maze!”
The audience seemed angry at you… but meanwhile, Putrina seemed excited and amused! You had gotten the crowd really riled up, which means that the ratings were going to be incredible when you finally got your comeuppance on live television! The meaner, more controversial contestants were always the ones who bring in the big bucks. “Oh! Those sound like fightin’ words to me!” She cooed, excitedly gesturing to the entrance of the maze. “You talk a big game… but why don’t we see if you can back it up, shall we?”
Your blind bravado was deflated a bit when you looked down the darkened hallways of the maze. The crowd was urging you to step inside, but for some reason, you hesitated. Guess there’s really no going back now, is there? You try not to show any fear as you step inside, and turn around to watch the huge, concrete doors at the entrance of the maze slide closed. Eventually, the doors slammed together, and the loud cheering and jeering of the crowd was completely silenced. You were alone. You stood there for a while, looking at the maze, pondering your next move.
Suddenly, you were alarmed by the sight of a small robot flying through the air down the hall! You were blinded for a moment when it shined a spotlight down on you, but when you looked at the robot, you realized it was actually a giant camera, recording your every movement! “And it looks like our latest contestant has officially entered the maze! There’s no going back now!” Putrina’s voice emanated loudly from a loudspeaker on the side of the robot. You stood there for a moment, dazed and confused. “Oh, she looks a little lost! What happened to all that bravado, dear?”
That line caused you to jump into action! You couldn’t let anybody think you were a coward! You started strutting down the hallway of the maze with as much confidence as you can muster. The cold, concrete walls all around you were huge and blank, and the maze didn’t have a roof; instead, you were treated to a full view of the beautiful nights sky above. It was actually kind of cool looking, but you couldn’t get distracted. You had to keep an eye out for any potential threats! Meanwhile, as you walked, the robot followed along behind you in the air, recording your progress.
“Oh! There she goes! Making her way towards the first branching path!” Putrina announces. Sure enough, you soon have to choose between two hallways; one on the left, and one of the right. “Now, since you’re just starting off, I’m gonna give you a little hint. Down THAT hallway is a stench challenge -” the robot shined its spotlight down the hallway to the left - “and down THIS hallway is a more sexual challenge -” the robot shined its spotlight down the hallway to the right. “They’re both pretty stinky, though, so you better be ready!”
You consider it for a moment. Your nose wasn’t that accustomed to stench, so the sexual challenge would probably be easy; but then again, that would just be giving that perverted audience exactly what they wanted. You must choose; your safety, or your dignity?