Discords wandering eyes eventually drifted up in the direction of Canterlot. The rest of his face following a moment or two after.
"It has been a while since I paid my 'respects' to sun-butt and moon-flanks," he mused while chugging a bottle of soda through a second mouth that appeared on his neck, "And it would be a shame for them to miss out on all this. Heaven knows with how much cake old sunny sneaks she should be twice as big."
A smile curled around Discords face and to the back of his head as he got a fun idea. A snap of his clawed fingers later and Discord appeared in the royal kitchens. It was quite busy this time of day unfortunately and Discord had to snap again to make the ponies not freak out at his sudden appearance. It wasn't much of a mind altering spell (Discord had sworn on his friendship with Fluttershy never to do that again). Instead he was simply a 'blind spot' to everyone in the kitchen as they instantly forgot his arrival.
Floating over their heads Discord had to admit the royal cooks were some of the best in Equestria. He snuck a few tastes here and there of their creations and had to admit that, sadly, his own poofed-into-existence creations were merely 'good' while their were far superior in taste.
"I suppose that's the trade-off of quantity versus quality," Discord sighed as he snagged a cupcake from a tray.
Watching the chefs work Discord was facinated with their coordination. As soon as one was done with part of the prep the next was ready to fry or bake or drizzle the next step on the meal. They worked like a well-oiled machine passing platters to eachother and moving about with skilled ease.
One pony caught Discords eye, a soft cream colored mare who, judging by the height of her puffy hat, was the one in charge. She moved from table to table, sampling, critiquing, and adding a touch here and there.
What Discord noticed most though was her size. She was very nearly twice the girth of any of the other pony cooks, but she moved with the grace of a ballerina as she slid between and around them to continue her work.
"The head chef Toasty Cakes," Discord mused as he snitched an eclair from another plate, "She certainly lives up to her reputation."
Now that he was here though Discord had several ideas of just what he wanted to do. And it was so hard to decide which plan to attempt. He had every intention of joining the princesses for their next meal and attempting to show how 'civilized' he could be, but that didn't mean he wasn't going to mess with the food some.
Choice 1: Discord enchants the chefs creations. Not only will anypony eating them find them completely irresistible, but they'll think any weight gained is normal.
Choice 2: Same as Choice one only they will notice and find it attractive.
Choice 3: Discord steals the 'trade secrets' of the royal chefs and opens his own restaurant in Canterlot'. Not only will he get all the food he can eat, he can spread size to the locals and perhaps the princesses themselves.
Choice 4: Discord simply 'copies' the end results of cooks delicious foods and sneaks up to the princesses chambers with a 'gift'. Of course the duplication magic he used might be unstable and once consumed the duplicated food might double again. And again... And again...
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