Discord was bored.
That statement alone was so rare The draconequis had to reread it just to double check it was true. And unfortunately it was.
At present he sunned himself on a deck chair under a heat lamp in his own pocket chaos dimension, sipping a frosty mug of pizza in his usual unconventional way. He tried to relax and work on his non-existant tan but the fact of the matter was he was desperate for something different.
His first inclination was to go to Ponyville and stir up a little fun, however that was not possible. As per the binding contract he had to sign with Celestia upon his reformation, he was allowed an allotted amount of 'messing with ponies' per month. It had stipulations that he was to cause no harm, mental alterations or permanent scarring of any form. Otherwise he was allowed to have fun in moderate form as long as he put things back to normal afterwords.
Unfortunately he'd already used up his amount this month and anything more would have Celestia restrict him harder next month. It was a pain but it was better than being told he could have no chaotic fun ever.
Still, there was one small loophole he realized and thinking about it brought up some other interesting questions he'd never considered.
The contract never said he couldn't change himself. And as that thought squiggled through his mind he realized that, for a being of chaos, he was remarkably predictable in his features. Sure he changed height on occasion, turned into a snake, or made himself all blue on a few occasions, but he was always the same mismatched form of body parts. The same noodle-length body, and the same semi-phenomenal nearly-cosmic being he'd always been.
Perhaps a physical change was what he needed to spice up his life. Something new and different. But what to choose...
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