Feeling down and out, you enter a bar and drink yourself stupid until you no longer feel the need to drink. Wanting to leave, your bladder decides it's a perfect time to alert you of how full it was and you head over to the bathroom. You open the door and immediately hit by the heavy smell of shit as you enter the bathroom. The sounds of something slithering into a toilet bowl chills you heart, but your bladder forces you to continue on and you use the urinal, trying to tune out the plops, flushes, and farting. Just as you finished, the door opened up to reveal a golden fox in a white kimono with nine golden tails dipped in black and hips pressing against the sides of the stall. After a while of struggling to get out, the fox anthro finally manages to get out, exposing a stinking high pile of dung in the toilet and a bunch of bones and cloth scraps caked into it as you pause in awe of it. You were aware some anthros ate others, but you never imagined one eating their own kind and as you take a closer look at the anthro, you can see that the kitsune was much taller compared to the rest of them. You also notice how effeminate the fox was, seeing how womanly the fox man was and wouldn't think he wasn't a woman if he wasn't here in the men's bathroom with you. Because of the stalls, it hid how wide his hips were and how big his bubble booty was, each cheek probably weighting more than you three-fold. Eventually, after looking at his pudgy gut, his red eyes lay on you, snapping you out of your trance.
"That must have one hell of a dump!" You call out to him, washing your hands as you fear you'll become his next bowel movement.
"Indeed, it was 'one hell of a dump', as you say. It amazes me on how much you mortals had evolved during my absence, especially with these... 'toilets' you have. A mighty fine throne they make for my divine tush, good sir!" he exclaims in excitement and joins you by your side as he follows you in the motions, his voice mimicking a woman's easily.
It was a bit odd, seeing how he talks, but you assumed he was much older than he looked and came from the country side. A gurgle came from his midsection and without any hesitation, his backside jiggled as he causally passed gas and the intense smell of decayed meat renders you breathless.
"I suggest you rethink about me being a regular peasant, human, as back then, your kind was viewed as livestock, though times have changed. Consider my expulsion as payment for your rudeness," he said, gazing at you coldly before leaving.
Of course, you didn't hear him as you were gagging on his ass blast, but eventually, you recover and head out, wondering what he meant by his words. However, you're immediately hit again by the smell of his flatulence as the fox man was laying on his massive, bulging gut, as the bar was left in a total wreck.
"A foolish mortal stained my clothes with his drink and not only refused to apologize, but laughed it off with his compatriots joining him. I happen to be hungry and they were more than willing to fulfill my gluttony," he excused himself, the fox propping himself up to look down on you.
"I get them, but why everyone else, Mister..." "Sakura, god of trickery and gluttony, at your service!" He introduces himself as holds a hand against his chest before a belch shoots out a boot.
"After waking up from my thousand year slumber, I came to investigate the mortal realms, to see the changes and thus, I came here."
"Okay, but why a bar then?" "Don't you know taverns have the most gossip and talks around, Domoic?" He answered, you surprised at the name drop.
"How did you..." "I have the power to read minds, human, though it was a weak one and an easy one to dispel. I must say, this era has degraded in terms of mana and spirits."
You could feel some sympathy for him as he sounded disappointed at changes he's experiencing before he perks up.
"Never mind that now! I would like to sleep this meal off in peace and explaining to the authorities would be a hassle," Sakura said before snapping his fingers and smoke clouds your vision before you see you're...
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