".....Really? You picked ME to get buffed up? If you wanted to see a muscle God, why not pick Heracles? Schwarzenegger? Vin Diesel? Any of the male wrestlers from the WWE? Oh, Mr. Drez, do you think I need to be buffed up?"
.......
"Hey, I'm talking to you!"
You know who I am?
"Of course I do! I'm Palutena, goddess of light! I see all, I know all"
You're not supposed to be talking to me
"Puh-lease! I come from a game that had no fourth wall which makes sense since you're dealing with God's and goddesses alike"
......You gotta point there......so......
"So.....send me somewhere to relax until the grand fight takes place. I need no buffing up for I am a mighty goddess"
What about the beach?
"You say that just to see me in a bikini"
I can't see anything here.....I don't have an all-seeing eye
"Why don't I pull you here so you can gaze upon my beauty?"
Won't I melt in your presence?
"Don't be ridiculous"
I'm not sure self-insertion is allowed here
"Okay, okay. Whatever. I come from a game where you can make an offering to me and you, the player, get absolutely nothing for it save for seeing all my glory"
What does that have to do with anything?
"Teleport me to wherever you want, mortal"
.........fine, whatever
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The goddess Palutena found herself exactly where she was: at the long pier where the ship was docked. Palutena looked around to see a that nobody was on the pier with her. The sun was directly above and it was a cloudless blue sky.
Palutena walked down the pier, enjoying the feel of the breeze on her.....
"Hey! I am NOT naked!" yelled Palutena to the air.
"I'm not yelling at the air! I'm yelling at YOU, you perverted Author!"
..... Palutena was wearing her usual clothing and shield.....and spear
"That's more like it"
Palutena continued to walk down the pier until she came to an ordinary parking lot that had no cars in it.
"This island has roads?"
......well, roads aren't established yet.....this is still a small story surprisingly enough
"I don't need those...."..started Palutena when a green flash appeared beside her and a pint-sized goddess was suddenly there.
"Typical human scum!" Spat Viridi. "You can't go anywhere without those noisy contraptions that pollute the air"
Now I'm dealing with a genocidal goddess........
"You, zip it!" yelled Viridi. The goddess of nature turned to face Palutena but she was gone!
"Hey! Where'd she go?" yelled Viridi.
I don't know. I just work here. You aren't supposed to be here in the first place. Go hug a tree or ride a tricycle
"Hey! I deserve some respect here! I'm a goddess you little nothing"
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