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"Here I come, Shorty," Hank says before launching himself at Pint Puncher with impressive speed. Puncher was unable to prepare for the sudden attack and was tackled hard and pinned onto the ground by the Honey Badger. "Now then, why don't we take this off and have some real fun," Hank gloated as he reached for the gas mask Puncher wore.
"Did you really think it was gonna be that easy!?" With his super strength Puncher kicks Hank from atop of him sending the smelly badger flying.
"I could ask you the same thing kid," Hank smirked as he was plumetting towards the ground. "Cushion," Hank commanded. Almost immediately the people that Hank had under his control huddled up together with their arms outstretched for Hank to land on them. Who in turned landed as roughly as he could on top of the people while keeping the damage to himself to a bare minimal. "Woo, wasn't sure if that was gonna work or not." Hank grabbed hold of one of the people from underneath him and used him as a towel to wipe up his sweat from his body.
"What...!? What did you?" Pint Puncher asked in surprise as he watched as Hank rubbed the man's face under his hairy armpits.
"Eh? Isn't it obvious? Jeez, this is why I hate dealing with squirts like you," Hank replied as pulled open the front of his thong to rub the man's face into his groin. "Man it's hot today. Didn't think I'd get this sweaty." The honey badger continued to rub the man into his groin thoroughly before finally finishing and tossing him aside. "Phew all done. Anyway, why would I go and just land on the hard surface like that kid. I'd get myself hurt."
"So you're gonna use those people as some kind of pillow." Puncher shouted. "And take the brunt of the fall for you!"
"Better them then me," Hank smirked as he finally got of his pile of humans. "And no matter how hurt they are. They'll always follow my order my orders to the T and always immediately."
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