You look on to see a woman haughtily strutting in the ring, basking in the cheers of her adoring fans and occasionally blowing kisses to them, while showing off an outfit that's a mix of flashy, skimpy, and gaudy. She wears a crop top that clings tightly to her chest while leaving the undersides of her huge breasts bare and a pair of leather short shorts that look painted on to her wide hips; both are colored with a glittery pink, and, coupled with the pink-dyed hair she has tied in pigtails, you quickly notice a theme, a rather cloying one at that.
Patty Pollock, the DWA's Pink Princess, continues parading around in the ring, much too busy reveling in all the attention to notice your presence right away, so you climb inside the ring unceremoniously. You're the new guy here, so there's no way you can expect getting the same level of cheers as the Princess, if at all. Your performance in this match might change that, but, at the moment, all you care about is making sure you don't wind up shrinking to the size of an action figure before the day ends. You've got to win that antidote.
As you approach the center of the ring, you do wind up noticing an uptick in cheers from the audience at the sight of you. It's not much, but it's enough to give your ego a much needed boost, given the day you've had so far. Maybe you'll be a decent fit in this league after all. Patty also notices the reaction in the crown and turns to see who would dare steal some of the spotlight away from her. She gives a slight grimace as her eyes meet yours, then approaches. As she gets close, you notice there's a pretty obvious height difference between you and Patty. Even with your average height, you're at least a good head and shoulders above her, much to your relief. You were worried that all the women you meet here would be huge amazons like Touko. If someone fun-sized like Patty is your first opponent, you might have an easier time here than you thought. That's not to say everything about Patty is small, though, as noted by the way her plump, curvaceous body jiggles and sways with every step she takes towards you. It's as if the height she should've had was stuffed into her breasts and butt, her diminutive size making her explosive curves all the more apparent.
Upon reaching you, Patty crosses her arms, hefting her huge chest while her top strains against it, and quickly looks you over while chewing on a wad of bubblegum. "Oh, it's you," she says unenthused.
Confused, you ask, "You know me?"
"Yeah, Touko told us she was hiring some new meat, said I had to be the first to break you in too," she explains while smacking loudly on her gum. As if on cue, you hear Touko's voice blare out of the speakers above, introducing you as Tommy the Terrible to the crowd as she hypes up the match (you wish she had taken the time to think up of a better name for you, but, with her serum flowing through her veins, your stage name is the least of your concerns right now). As Touko speaks overhead, Patty blows a bubble with her gum before chewing on it again. "Though I don't see why I have to be the one to waste her precious time on a scrawny twig like you," she scoffs between obnoxiously loud smacks. "If I go all out, I might literally break you, then I'll have to hear it from Touko for just doing my job."
After observing her composure and mannerisms, you already figured Patty was a diva, but you're still surprised to hear such cocky smack talk from someone smaller than you. Has she really not noticed the height advantage you have right now? Sure, you may be the new guy on the Pro circuit, but you've still got some experience under your belt too. You're not gonna let someone like Patty look down on you, especially since she literally can't.
"I wouldn't worry about 'breaking' me, Patty," you say confidently, posturing yourself in a way that better emphasizes the height gap between you two. You're normally not this petty, but there's something about Patty's snarky personality that really makes you want to show her up.
Patty laughs obnoxiously at your attempt to sound imposing. "Ha! Get real, loser. You look less like a real wrestler and more like someone's towel boy. You don't stand a chance against me," she taunts. "Tell you what, peasant: since you're kinda cute, I'll try not to rough you up too much before I beat you, then later you can find a way to personally thank your princess for showing you some mercy. Mmm'kay?"
You're getting a little nettled at Patty's obnoxiousness. Who the hell does this little brat think she is? "You can take your 'mercy' and shove it up your fat ass, my liege. I don't need it," you growl angrily. "I'll have you tapping out in no time, and then we'll see who looks like a real wrestler. And trust me: it's not gonna be you, short stack." Patty's grimace evolves into a full-blown scowl at your brash words. She clearly doesn't like what you said, especially not that 'short stack' jab, and might try to pay you back for that, but hey: at least you shut her up for now.
Patty silently seethes at you as Touko finishes her introduction to the match. "WILL THE PINK PRINCESS PUMMEL ANOTHER PEASANT INTO PIECES, OR WILL TOMMY THE TERRIBLE TRIUMPH TREMENDOUSLY? YOU'LL FIND OUT HERE FIRST, FOLKS, SO LET'S GET IT ON!!"
The bell rings, and Petty continues glaring at you as you take your stance. Well, you've certainly pissed off your opponent, but she can't be that much of a threat...can she? Either way, there's no going back now.
How does the match go?
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