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"You know, I heard that George Lucas recently announced that he was finally working on the Star Wars prequ-"
"GODD DAMMIT, WHO THE #$%# IS MY FATHER!" Cartman loudly interrupts Dr Mephesto
"Dude, do we really give a #$%^ who Cartman's slut mother slept with?" Stan asks Kyle
"Not really, but for all we know if we don't find out now he might do something crazy to the guy like cook him into chili" Kyle comments
Dr Mephesto was clearly not interested in revealing who Cartman's dad was, but it was also clear the fatass wasn't going to stop bothering him until...
"Ok fine." Dr Mephesto says "I just don't see why y'all wouldn't rather talk about Star Wars. I mean what could go wrong with the upcoming movies?" The mad, ass-obsessed scientist takes a good look at the entire room. There before him were Mr Garrison, Chef, Jimbo, Gerald Broflovski, Officer Barbrady, and just about everyone from town.
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