"And now, Charming, I could continue gassing your handsome face into oblivion, or we could get this over with sooner than either of us wanted, I'm sure" said Hook.
"I'm gonna go with the second option" said David.
"I think you're gonna regret that decision, cause for option 2, you're gonna lick my ass" said Hook with an evil grin.
"Not a chance in hell" said David.
"Very well then, we can always continue with option 1" said Hook.
And he emphasized that sentence with a long and rather bubbly fart, followed by two shorter farts that were just as bubbly.
David could do nothing but suck it up and sniff.
"I think you may want to reconsider your options, cause when they come out bubbly like that, it emphasizes that more than just gas is not far behind" said Hook.
David knew exactly what he meant and there was no way he would be made to do that. So he swallowed what was left of his pride and said "I will lick your ass".
"What was that, Charming?" said Hook.
"I will lick your ass" said David.
As Hook grinned wickedly, his hands reached back and grabbed his slightly hairy butt cheeks and pulled them apart, revealing his dirty pirate butthole, behind a forest of black hair.
"Get your tongue up there, Charming" said Hook.
And David touched his tongue to Hook's hairy asshole and licked. After that first lick, David started to think that this wasn't so bad and started to lick faster.
"Whoa, feels like you're really getting into this, Charming, why don't you give my ass a kiss while you're at it" said Hook.
And David wrapped his charming lips around Hook's hairy hole and smooched, long and wet.
Just then, Hook felt his stomach gurgling and knew what was coming. He decided to keep it a surprise.
As David continued sucking on Hook's butthole, he starts to feel the hole pulsing inside his mouth and he realizes what's about to happen, but it's too late.
Hook released a huge, wet bomb of a fart that shot straight into David's mouth due to his lips being wrapped around his hole, every bit of that gas went directly into David's mouth. The fart ended after an extraordinary 17 seconds.
"Damn, that felt good".
What happened next was a surprise.
Hook unbuttoned David's jeans and pulled his zipper down.