"I'll take three," you say nervously. On one hand, you're pretty confident. You've been playing poker for longer than you can read. Seriously. There are pictures of you holding playing cards from when you were barely six months old. Okay, so your Dad is in the picture propping up the cards, but still...
And you're good with numbers. Okay, not really so good at elementary algebra, which your parents made sure you were enrolled in when you started the eighth grade. But you're good at counting cards and figuring odds and everything. And you've got millions of dollars in your online poker account. Granted, those online dollars don't translate into real dollars, but still...
On the other hand, this isn't family game night, or online fantasy. This is an actual poker game with four beautiful, badass women. And it's just possible that you might get to see one or all of these women naked. And then there's the forfeit. You might be able to get one of the women to do something while they were naked.
It was like Claire read your mind. "Hey, kid, are you still a virgin?"
You blush and Jill comes to your defense. Sort of.
"Of course he's still a virgin," Jill retorts. "He's all of twelve---"
"Thirteen," you blurt out before you can stop yourself.
"---thirteen," Jill continues. "So don't pick on him about it."
"Well, if he plays his cards right, after tonight, maybe he won't be," Claire says with a laugh. "Get it, plays his cards right?"
The other women groan and the cards get dealt out. You get a Queen of Diamonds, a Six of Hearts and a Three of Hearts. Almost a flush. You would have liked to have had a flush, but you don't need to get the highest hand. You just need not to get the lowest. Which you're sure two queens will keep you from having.
And you guess right. The lowest hand is Jill's, who has a Jack high nothing hand.
"Well I guess I pop my cherry first," Jill laughs. You blush, which makes all the other women laugh.
"So does each shoe count as a single article of clothing?" Jill asks.
"Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing all together," Juliet answers.
Jill nods and begins taking off her shoes. When she takes off her first sock, Claire shouts, "Who let the zombies in?" This gets a good laugh from everyone before the next round of cards gets dealt out.
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You Have: A(H), K(C), J(S), 10(S), 4(S)
Clothing Count:
Player: Baseball cap, jacket, sneakers, socks, t-shirt, jeans, boxer shorts.
Jill: Gloves, shoes and socks, blue top, pants, black tank top, bra, panties.
Juliet: Bracelets and leg warmers, shoes, skirt, hair scrunchies, stockings, cheerleader top, purple thong.
Claire: Gloves, boots and socks, vest, short t-shirt, jeans, bra, panties.
Annie: Gloves, jacket, boots, stockings, skirt, yellow top, panties.
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