You keep the Ace and King, and ask for three cards, feeling pretty good. For one thing, you didn't lose the first hand, which you think might give you some standing with the women around the table. Okay, maybe standing isn't the right word. These are all badass women who could probably kick your ass while having a casual conversation on their smartphones. But you feel at least that they won't treat you like a placeholder. You know, someone who they have to get out of the game before they can get serious.
Before you get dealt your hand, Carrie says, "I've got a question and an idea."
Annie rolls her eyes. "Carrie has an idea. We should all be afraid. We should all be very afraid."
All the women laugh, before Jill settles the group down.
"What's your question, Carrie?" Jill asks.
"Can we do side bets?" she asks.
"I'd say as long as they don't run counter to the main game's rules, side bets are fine," Juliet offers. "But as a sort of safety switch, all side bets have to be approved by the group as a whole."
The rest of you agree on this, although you're curious what kind of side bets Carrie has in mind.
"Now my idea depends on whether the kid answers a question honestly or not," Carrie said, a wicked grin appearing on her face. This piques the interest of everyone around the table, including you, but you're also more than a little worried that Carrie is going to have fun at your expense.
"I'd like to add the rule," Carrie began, "That everytime one of us loses a hand, and the kid has the high hand that round, he gets to play with the loser's boobs."
Your jaw drops at what Carrie suggests. You were hoping to see at least one of these women nude, and maybe get to win one of their forfeits, but that was all nebulous. But this is real. Carrie wants to set a rule that if you win a hand---not just not lose it, but win it---you get to play with boobs!
You're all in favor of this new rule, but don't want to blurt it out. The erection growing in your pants, though, it trying to raise its hand in favor of the motion.
"And I assume this question of yours would be a condition of whether we make this rule change, assuming everyone is in favor of it?" Annie asks.
You were so excited about the prospect of playing with their breasts (and, as the game progresses, bare breasts!!!) you forgot about the question.
"So what's the question?" Jill asks, and you're wondering the same thing.
Carrie grins at you. "The kid just has to tell us, and be honest, whether he's a virgin or not."
Juliet has a thoughtful look on her face. "I'll buy off on that."
To your surprise and delight and dread, the other two women acquiesce to Carrie's rule addition as well.
Part of you is obviously delighted. But to get to the delight part, you're going to have to admit that you're a virgin. And no guy wants to admit that. Particularly at a table of hot, adult women.
"Well, kid, what'll be?" Carrie grins.
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Game paused:
You are holding the Ace of Hearts and the King of Clubs. You have not received your three new cards yet.
Clothing Count:
Player: Baseball cap, jacket, sneakers, socks, t-shirt, jeans, boxer shorts.
Jill: Gloves, shoes and socks, blue top, pants, black tank top, bra, panties.
Juliet: Bracelets and leg warmers, shoes, skirt, hair scrunchies, stockings, cheerleader top, purple thong.
Claire: Gloves, boots and socks, vest, short t-shirt, jeans, bra, panties.
Annie: Gloves, jacket, boots, stockings, skirt, yellow top, panties.
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