"I'm---I'm a virgin," you admit. Although you ought to feel elated, because now you have a chance of fondling one or more pairs of breasts, all you really feel is embarrassed.
"It's okay," Juliet tells you. "I am, too."
"I thought you and Nick," Annie begins, then cuts herself off. Juliet shook her head.
"Me and Nick were saving ourselves for each other," she begins, "But one night, when I was ready, I took my top off for the first time. It kind of compresses stuff and squeezes things down," Juliet continues, giving her breasts a squeeze through her top, "Kind of necessary, cuz too much movement up here interferes with chainsawing and cheerleading and stuff. Anyway, when I took my top off for him for the first and last time, he might have got confused or something. He called them big fat titties. They are not fat!" Juliet said emphatically. "They're just firm and large."
You think to yourself that, if you get a chance to see Juliet's chest, the word fat won't even enter your brain, much less exit your mouth.
"I'm a virgin, too," Annie admitted.
"I thought you and Nick---your Nick," Juliet clarified, "Well, there was that kiss..."
"And that kiss was all there ever was," Annie said sadly. "He never followed up on it."
Attention turned to Claire, who shrugged, "I haven't been super, super active, but they won't be making a movie about me entitled the twenty-something year old virgin, either. Or in Jill's case, the thirty-something year old virgin."
Jill flips Claire off, which gets a lot of laughs, before she turns serious. "Listen, when it happens, it happens. Sex is a lot of fun. Just make sure the first time is with someone who will make it fun, and won't make you regret it, okay?" You, Juliet and Anna nod solemnly, and Jill adds, "Okay, let's play some cards."
You get the Ace of Diamonds, the Five of Hearts, and the Two of Hearts. Enough to keep you off the bottom, you're sure, but not enough to get you to the top.
As it happens, your assessment is right. Carrie gets the high hand this round, while Annie loses, and takes off her gloves. Then the next hand is dealt out.
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Your Cards: 10(C), 8(C), 6(D), 5(H), 4(S)
Clothing Count:
Player: Baseball cap, jacket, sneakers, socks, t-shirt, jeans, boxer shorts.
Jill: Gloves, shoes and socks, blue top, pants, black tank top, bra, panties.
Juliet: Bracelets and leg warmers, shoes, skirt, hair scrunchies, stockings, cheerleader top, purple thong.
Claire: Gloves, boots and socks, vest, short t-shirt, jeans, bra, panties.
Annie: Gloves, jacket, boots, stockings, skirt, yellow top, panties.
You keep