Yeah, yeah, you think to yourself, you're drawing to an inside straight. You're playing really, really stupid. The smart thing is to try to get the 'not lowest' hand, not the highest hand. But the opportunity to play with your first set of breasts is too much to resist. So you try to get the high hand.
You draw the Ace of Spades. Shit!
And, as (bad) luck would have it, you have the lowest hand.
The women giggle and whoop it up, as you take off your cap and the next hand is dealt out.
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Your Cards: 5(H), 5(S), 4(C), 3(H), 2(S)
Clothing Count:
Player: Baseball cap, jacket, sneakers, socks, t-shirt, jeans, boxer shorts.
Jill: Gloves, shoes and socks, blue top, pants, black tank top, bra, panties.
Juliet: Bracelets and leg warmers, shoes, skirt, hair scrunchies, stockings, cheerleader top, purple thong.
Claire: Gloves, boots and socks, vest, short t-shirt, jeans, bra, panties.
Annie: Gloves, jacket, boots, stockings, skirt, yellow top, panties.
You keep