Stan was at his CIA job as usual when he went to ask the science guys something. He went into the experiment room and approached them. "Hey guys, can you find a way to make my son skip puberty?" Stan asked. "Woah, what's this?" He asked as he pointed to a blue vial. "It's a new experimental growth serum, it can cause a human to grow exponentially". Stan was immediately intrigued. "Could I be the subject for an experiment with the serum?" stan asked. "We'll do the paperwork and if it clears, then yes." After a few days, the program was ready. Stan was a new experimental giant who's purpose was to eliminate terrorists. When he arrived in Pakistine, he took the serum. He immediately grew to 50ft and ripped all of his clothes off. "This is amazing!" Stan said. He started stepping on villages and slowly squishing anyone he could find with his stinky feet. Stan was hungry. so he picked up a fruit vendor and looked at him. The man was screaming and squirming. He dangled him above his mouth and let go. He gulped and belched loudly. After stan's mission was declared a success, he was sent back to America. His new mission was to eliminate all terrorists in the US. Anyone Stan thought was a terrorist was sentenced to execution through many ways. He started with Liberals by finding anyone Democratic and was given a list of who was and wasn't. When he found a liberal, they were either put in his sweaty armpit, eaten alive, or smothered by Stan's big stinky ball sack. He found another liberal protesting about giant abuses and wedged him in between Stan's firm buttcheeks. The man screamed as Stan let out a silent fart. "Take a big wiff, cause that's the last thing you'll ever smell!" He then clenched his buttcheeks slowly, crushing each bone in his body. He was wildly flailing his legs until Stan clenched harder, crushing him fully.
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