Fiona drives down the street and then arrives at her house. You take it it was her day off as she parks in her driveway. Fiona walks out and lets out a sigh. "Home again, home again." She says in a depressed tone. Fiona walks towards the house, unknowingly jiggling you in her breasts as you grunt. You wind up slipping through her shirt as she unlocks the door. As Fiona enters the house, you roll down her ample stomach and grab onto the waistband of her shorts. You let out a sigh before Fiona walks forward and you harmlessly slide down her leg before hitting the ground.
You couldn't believe it. Your manticore sister-in-law didn't even feel you. As you land, you hear a crunching noise beneath your feet. "Huh?" you ask. you look down and see you stepped on a large potato chip. You then see that the floor is littered with them as well as empty bags and dinosaur bones. Fiona's house in fact was a disaster area and the wallpaper was even peeling off. Fiona was the worst housekeeper you know. The living room looked like a landfill. Then again, she lives alone so she stopped bothering to keep up appearances for some time.
You hear stomping and run around the couch to see your sister-in-law walking in the kitchen. She reaches into a box of dried pasta and chews on a few sticks without even bothering to chew them. Fiona then opens the fridge to take out a carton of milk. She sniffs the contents and gives a face of disgust. Obviously it had gone bad. But then Fiona shrugs her shoulders and drinks it anyway, you have to run back into the living room and hold your mouth.
"No wonder she's in such bad shape," you say. "Her diet is terrible. But thankfully it's human free." You knew for a fact that Fiona quit eating humans when you started dating Maggie. At least someone in the family respected your relationship.
As you wonder how you're going to get back home, you look and see several photographs on the mantle. One showed her with Maggie, except back then Fiona was much more muscular and looked like a Ms. Universe finalist. You see a trophy case in the corner and it reminds you. Maggie said that Fiona was a record breaking athlete back in high school and that she was actually jealous of Fiona and the fact Fiona got married first. Then her marriage fell apart and it all went down from there. You shake your head in pity. "Oh how the mighty have fallen."
You wonder just how you're supposed to get back. Maggie must be worried sick. At least you can trust Fiona, well, mostly. She may be a stalker but she's completely harmless to humans. Suddenly, Fiona's phone begins to ring. Fiona walks out of the kitchen and is about to answer it, but lets out a sigh, turns around and decides to let the answering machine pick it up. But who is it who's calling her?
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