"Originally you say?" my curiosity piques as take a few sniffs of your breath, my gag reflex results in me coughing up some of my pipe smoke. I took great care in making sure that resulting pink smog went into your mouth. The humidity and the sickly smell from the pipe stuck to your mouth and made you go into a coughing fit as I continued to speak. I wave the rest of it away and take a deep breath of my pipe to clear my nostrils of your breath before continuing to speak.
"Yes. I see you must have seen Elen's matches. She said she needed to borrow it and in my infinite kindness I let her borrow it. Unfortunately all that is borrowed must be returned." I say ominously over your coughing. "Sadly, I don't forsee many victories for her without this. Her moxie will only carry her so far. You know the only thing she inherited from her upbringing under me was my tendency to blabber on and on about things. She wasn't very popular. Hopefully I will be though." I take a long drag from my pipe as your coughing subsides.
"So you say you have a strong breath? Hmm, I wonder how my breath even works. I mean where is mouth!?" I laugh heartily and then set you down. "Since I'm a fan of irony I'll have to beat you with breath, farts, and of course." I turn around and present you my fluffy rear. "My rear!"
At that instant a deafening fart sent you off your feet back to your end of the battlefield. The smell was atrocious but manageable. This fart was only to make a point after all. The scent lingered in your nose well after the fart occurred. Perhaps as a reminder that my smells were a lot stickier the normal. You didn't need any more evidence for this as you could still taste the smog I coughed up. The pleasant smell that I entered the arena with was fading. Something a bit more acrid taking its place.
"Looks like I'm about to become unpleasant." I point out the obvious and wait for your response after you full recover from what just happened.
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