You rack your brain for any way to convince this crazy lady that you are NOT a Vexie, not to mention remove her blog post, but you keep coming up blank. This lady was just too far gone. The only thing you could think of was escaping, but even that had its disadvantages, as getting someone else's attention could prove as... unfortunate as getting Rachel's. For better or worse, Rachel ends up taking care of things for you.
"You know what though... I've never had much luck taking care of pets... I mean I swore I wouldn't have another one after I accidentally sat on all three of my daughters' hamsters... All with one plop of my butt, too!" You shiver at the thought, not really wanting to know how that all played out. "And not to mention, I'm not sure I'm gross enough to keep a cutie pie like you healthy! I would feel just horrible if you got sick!" You can only roll your eyes, knowing full well with your run-in with Rachel's slippers alone that if you WERE a Vexie, you'd be the healthiest one ever just hanging around her. "So although I'd just LOVE to keep you, it might be best if I didn't..."
You instantly cheer up, at worst you wouldn't have to put up with this woman anymore, at best you might be able to convince her to go to the hospital! Unfortunately your cheer is short-lived as she continues before you can interject. "But don't you worry! I know JUST where to take you that will be just PERFECT for my little V!" You cringe, sure your day isn't going to be getting better any time soon...
Choices:
1. "I'll take you to Taco Paradise! They don't have air conditioning, and if the food isn't giving you the toots, it's giving you even worse!"
2. "That new women's only gym is the perfect spot for you! They don't even have showers in the locker rooms, so it'll be your perfect climate!"
3. "The construction site near my work is FULL of big, sweaty women who'd LOVE to have a little helper like you!"
4. "Maybe I could make a profile for you on a dating site?"
5. "I know the PERFECT person to take care of you!!!"
Copyright 2000 - 2024 21 x 20 Media All rights reserved. This site is property of 21 x 20 Media
All Writing.Com images are copyrighted and may not be copied / modified in any way. All other brand names & trademarks are owned by their respective companies.
Generated in 0.10 seconds at 10:03am on Nov 22, 2024 via server WEBX1.