"C-come on, Pan Li," you said nervously, "you didn't really go through all this trouble of getting me from Lexi just to kill me, right?!"
In response, Pan Li delicately plucked you off her palm between two fingers. She looked at you with seeming tenderness then raised you to her puckered lips. It surprised you how delicately she handled you as she kissed you, pressing you lightly against her lips. After several seconds the smallest tip of her tongue poked out and touched your face. She pulled you away as you gagged on her spit. She looked at you sultrily, with half-lidded eyes, and for just a moment you thought that the giant panda really did care about you too much too harm you.
It was then Pan Li said the only sentence you ever understood her say.
"Tim, yummy!"
Oh no.
With a wink, she tipped her paw, causing you to fall directly into her bowl of noodles. It was like falling into a bunch of sticky ropes. You struggled to get free but the more you squirmed, the more trapped you became. Not even a minute later, you had somehow completely tied yourself up in noodles.
Pan Li laughed and raised her chopsticks, clicking the tips together in a way that was both playful and menacing. To your relief, she didn't grab you right away. Instead she selected noodles near the edge of the bowl. Maybe she just wanted your fear to build up. If that was the case, it was definitely working. You watched as Pan Li brought the noodles to her mouth and greedily slurped them up. Despite how elegantly she was dressed, her table manners were atrocious. She chewed loudly, with her mouth open, and made almost obscene moans of pleasure as she devoured her meal.
You kept trying to wriggle free of your bonds, or at least crawl out of the bowl, but to no avail. You must've looked ridiculous as Pan Li kept laughing at you as she continued eating. Quickly, the amount of noodles in the bowl got smaller and smaller. Even if you did miraculously get free, you knew the edges of the bowl were too high for you to climb. With amazing skill, Pan Li managed to finish off every noodle in the bowl, except for one final cluster in the center where you were imprisoned. Pan Li licked her lips in anticipation.
"Pan Li, please!" you cried out desperately. "I thought we were friends! I have a girlfriend! Think of Mazee! She's always been nice to you! You don't have to do this!"
Pan Li paused as if considering, then lowered her head to the bowl so that her face was all you could see above you.
"UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"
Pan Li unleashed a disgusting belch into the bowl, washing you with a wave of stale air that reeked of noodles. Her face blocked any fresh air from entering and you coughed at the stink. Pan Li laughed as if it was the funniest thing she ever saw in her life. Wiping away a tear from her eye, she decided to get down to business.
Her chopsticks descended with a grim finality, clutching the edge of the noodles entrapping you. She raised their end to her mouth and began to slurp. You were tied up on the other end, and struggled to get free. Slowly you were dragged closer and closer to the greedy hellhole that was her mouth. As you writhed, you were amazed when one arm finally got free.
"YES!" you cried out triumphantly. Pan Li didn't seem concerned however, she kept eating at the same steady pace.
"You shouldn't underestimate me," you thought.
Next you got the other arm free, then a leg. Pan Li's obscene munching continued. She was practically on top of you! With a final burst of strength, you got your other leg free!
SUCCESS!
You got up and began running from your gluttonous doom... Only for your foot to snag at the last second on the final noodle.
Pan Li giggled cutely, and you screamed as you were dragged up into the air, and were slurped into her mouth. Once you were inside, Pan Li dropped her chopsticks and leaned back in her chair. She moaned in satisfaction, tasting her wonderful prize. Inside, her mouth smelled just as foul as the belch she unleashed on you not a minute ago. The air was hot and moist, and though you tried to run to the front of her mouth, her tongue slammed into you, squishing you between it and her cheek. Pan Li was in ecstasy as she sampled your taste, running your puny body over hill sized taste buds. Her saliva soaked through your clothes, and bits of noodle still stuck to her tongue clinged to you instead. For several minutes you suffered her savage tongue lashing, until at last she relented. Your battered and bruised form laid defeated on her tongue. You were too weak to try to escape. You knew what would come next, and so did she. Maybe Pan Li didn't want to swallow. Maybe she wanted to enjoy your taste forever. But you both knew that was impossible, and, almost reluctantly to part with your flavor, he colossal tongue arched backwards and sent you sliding to the back of her throat.
Pan Li gave a final gulp and you were gone, sliding down into the depths of the panda girl's giant stomach. You landed with a splash in the tingling juices of her stomach, and found just enough strength to swim over to a semi-solid glob of rice. You collapsed on top of it, panting. Pan Li gave off a colossal belch even bigger than before, nearly deafening you inside her stomach, then patted her tummy happily.
"Is this really the end?" you thought. "Digested inside a giant panda? Can't believe that bitch Lexi is actually going to win... I'm sorry Mazee..." you thought, blacking out.
Outside, Pan Li gave off another, smaller, belch and smacked her lips, happy to have the taste of you in her mouth again even if it was fleeting. Tim was certainly the most delicious little human that Pan Li had ever eaten in her entire life. She knew from the moment she first saw him at work that she needed to have him inside her. It was just lucky that none of those other gluttons had snagged him first. That wererat certainly didn't know what she was missing, just dating him instead of devouring him. Pan Li sighed. She was sad that her and Tim's time together was over. Her only regret was that she could only eat Tim once, because she'd certainly eat him every day if she could.
With a final gulp, Pan Li finished off her wine and went to get ready for bed. She still had work tomorrow.